Nottage Chapel

A friendly Unitarian Chapel with a Liberal Christian Ethos located in the village of Nottage, near Porthcawl. We meet for worship every Sunday at 11am.

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Joke of the Week!!

It was a very long and boring sermon. As one parishioner left the church, he said: "Reverend, today your sermon reminded me of the peace and love of God."

The minister was thrilled. "Really? Tell me why."

"Because it endured forever."

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@jonkay01 I’ve just realised it isn’t Holly Willoughby!! 🤦🏻

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Our service this Sunday at 11am will be led by Mrs Sarah Boyce of Cardiff Unitarians. A gentle reminder that in line with Welsh Government regulations, face coverings must be worn unless someone has a valid reason not to do so.

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Jokes of the Week!!

What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.

You know why you never see elephants hiding up in trees? Because they’re really good at it.

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@TVNaga01 Shin splints?

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Just a quick reminder that there is a service this Sunday (22nd August 2021) at 11am. If you are attending would you please drop us a line. Many thanks. - Rev Lewis.

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Joke of the Week!!!

A termite walks into a bar and says “Where’s the bartender?”

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Jokes of the Week!!

Last night my wife asked me if I’d seen the dog bowl.
I said, “I didn’t know he could.”

My son has been eating electrical cords. What do I do?
Ground him until he conducts himself properly.

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Joke(s) of the Week!!!

What’s the best day of the week to go to the beach? Sunday.

I can hear music coming out of my printer. I think the paper’s jammin’ again.

Do I like wind turbines? Yes, I’m a big fan.

What does the dentist of the year get? A little plaque.

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@SJLingwood Maybe it was once?

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@SJLingwood Probably - streets run into each other all the time in Wales.

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Jokes of the Week!

I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do *not* read it!

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here. I’ll go on ahead.

Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure? Because he was a little shellfish.

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If lawyers are disbarred and clergy defrocked, then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

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Why do banks charge an overdraft fee when they already know you're skint?

Why is it that when someone tells you that there are one billion stars in the universe you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint you have to touch it to check?

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Joke of the Week!!
(And sage advice for these days of social media!!)

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Today, Nottage Chapel bids a fond farewell to our longest serving member, Jean Thomas. Because of COVID restrictions, and to make the situation less traumatic for her son, the funeral will be a very small family affair conducted by Jean’s nephew.

God bless Jean.

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Hatred stirs up conflict, but love covers over all wrongs. - Proverbs 10:12

I firmly believe that hatred, like anger, works on the physical glandular system as well as on the moral fiber of our nation, and in doing so, can bring no positive good. - Margaret Walker

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Those who would build walls are prisoners. I'm going to go fulfil my proper function; I'm going to go unbuild walls. We don't have to engage in grand actions to participate in change. Small acts, when multiplied by millions of people, can transform the world. - Ursula K. Le Guin