Ciprian

🇩🇴 I'm the result of liberal parenting.

[Ali Spittel @ASpittel]

cron jobs are going through the most epic rebrand

[Quinton Reviews @Q_Review]

I may be an obese retard who reviews Nickelodeon shows for a living. But my videos are still better than yours. I think that's really why you're so pissy.

Eat shit and die.

[Daniel @danielgothits]

I have openclaw sending lowball offers on Zillow all day just to make boomers start panicking lol

[Ciprian @ChapiadorGang]

I had a teacher in 4th grade who let me get away with not doing homework and that changed my life forever

[ÐEATHCỘRE ĐOGGY (Raccoon) @SAMOYEDCORE]

bee keeper: hey can i borrow your bees. just for a bit. promise ill have them back to you in no time
me: I dont think so man

[☥𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐱 @fw_lennox1]

First time i smoked weed i knew that shit was for me.

[Ciprian @ChapiadorGang]

The clear winners of this are Dominicans

[Femi @Femi_sorry]

White people are GOING to die out.
Black people are GOING to die out.
Asian people are GOING to die out.

More accurately: They'll be fucked out of existence.

The world population will eventually all mix.

Complaining about shrinking demographics is anthropologically STUPID.

[Gene Parmesan @dsonoiki]

my cousin works for the CIA

I asked him why they’re making transgenders commit mass shootings

he said they don’t even have a reason. they were just bored

[Ciprian @ChapiadorGang]

6 months?? Buddy the boomers are living to see 100

[ROY @roy_is_living]

Every day I wake up and thank god that I can be taxed almost 40% to keep some boomer alive for 6 more months

[Khensani 🎀 @Khensi_20]

why didn’t our parents just take out the meat from the freezer before going to work? 😭🤷🏽‍♀️😂

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Hi guys,

I want to buy a 12 inch ruler, that has all the marks on it, showing the inch, half inch, and quarter inch lines up to 12 inches.

But I don't want it to be 12 inches, I want it to be 9 inches in total length, so that each inch is actually 3/4th of an inch.

So like a 12 incher ruller that is fake, so that it would make whatever I'm measuring appear larger than what it is.

Does anyone know of a place that would sell this?

[Ja Rule @jarule]

🤣 I popped on these punks by myself on a plane lmao pussy ass niggas I threw the pillow at yayo head cuz you soft… 😂🤣 knocked ya hat all off shit was hilarious…

[𖤐 @vapefuls]

saying “type shit” instead of “i do” at our wedding

[blue @bluewmist]

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

[Momodou ✊🏿 @MomodouTaal]

Suspended from Cornell. Almost kicked out of my phd program. In hiding for 2.5 weeks from ICE and FBI. Threatened with deportation countless times until I had to “self-deport” Detained by British counter-terrorism police. And my only regret is not going harder for Palestine.

[Ciprian @ChapiadorGang]

Kill yourself

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Every congressional democrat and every democrat who's running for president should be asked a simple question:

Do you think this officer was wrong in defending his life against a deranged leftist who tried to run him over?

These people are going to try to arrest our law enforcement for doing their jobs. The least the media could do is ask them about it.

https://t.co/yM4cIR20Zt

[GeeCee 🐻 @paperhanding_GC]

Rarely do people on this platform prove they’re profitable. They leach off subs and other crap they sell.

+$42k ytd 232% FUCK WITH ME

[andrew pignanelli @ndrewpignanelli]

my goal is to become successful enough to use an ipad instead of a laptop. It's the perfect device for the successful man - worse than both a phone and a computer, requiring a staff of people producing actual work to maintain communications with you. A unicycle for the mind.