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[subparwelder (parody account) @ChappyStL]

@UpholdInc How much pizza can I buy with a slice of BTC?

[Gemini @Gemini]

Feeling generous to start the new year, so we loaded up a fresh wallet and decided to give it away.

🎁 $2,026 in BTC to one winner
🧡 Like this post and follow @Gemini
✅ Winner selected January 2

[subparwelder (parody account) @ChappyStL]

@payitgov So here we are, airing our grievances in public, because
@payitgov
doesn't have decent customer service options and I do not want to use X ,or Twitter, or Facebook, or MySpace, or Wiebo, or Douyin, or Instagram, or Snapchat or ANY OTHER SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM, to conduct business.

[subparwelder (parody account) @ChappyStL]

got an email from @payitgov (ultimately) saying to sign up for electronic billing starting in October 25 in order to receive my billing by the end of September. Pretty sure that's not how calendars work.

[subparwelder (parody account) @ChappyStL]

@payitgov So I tried to contact them through appropriate, normal contact methods, but alas being again standard (and frustratingly stupid) they want me to contact them through direct messages on some stupid social media app. Like this one. Dear @payitgov, I decline.

[subparwelder (parody account) @ChappyStL]

@sentdefender

[subparwelder (parody account) @ChappyStL]

@mellie0604 @DrWildcatWx fail spelling class for sure.

[subparwelder (parody account) @ChappyStL]

wait till he finds out that it's not the Straights of Florida that help define the Gulf.

[subparwelder (parody account) @ChappyStL]

@ChrisInSTL @sportingnews @FlemFile @pablofindsout Game Blouses.

[subparwelder (parody account) @ChappyStL]

@ChrisInSTL I just spent a fun 30 minutes muting and blocking blue checkmarks on the replies!

[Michelle Obama @MichelleObama]

While in St. Louis, I stopped by @Target to run a few errands and check out the paperback of my book, #TheLightWeCarry. I left behind a few signed copies – if you find them, let me know!

[MEDPROS Center of Excellence @Asst_to_the_RM]

Reminder that Taylor swift appeared at more playoff games than Aaron Rodgers this season.

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

cowboys fans are asking some really tough questions right now, and i gotta say, i don't have the answers. i don't know which texans jersey you should buy

[Victor Shi @Victorshi2020]

Holy cow. A student directly confronted a founder of Moms for Liberty for getting involved in a threesome after attacking his “sexual immorality” as a member of the LGBTQ+ community. THIS is why we love Gen Z. He made her find out bad. So freaking good.

https://t.co/Z5uTZvqqbv

[subparwelder (parody account) @ChappyStL]

@ChrisInSTL @PastorMark A 'pastor' who pays for a blue check to cast chaff into the wind. When you tweet, do not be like the blue checks for they love to be seen tweeting in the churches and the street corners; they have received their reward.

[subparwelder (parody account) @ChappyStL]

@curtprice @Steph_F82 Cy Young never even won the Cy Young award! We don't want that bum! :)

[Joseph Fasano @Joseph_Fasano_]

🖤🖤🖤

[subparwelder (parody account) @ChappyStL]

@_Dharmabum_ @stlcsb same along Plateau a few moments ago.

[subparwelder (parody account) @ChappyStL]

this is peak niche Twitter humor

[William "Balloon Guy" Kim @TheKimulation]

This is a thread that will explain the implied poor Burning Man truck maintenance practices based on this photo of a golf cart's right forward pair of tires below & the operational implications during the Nevada mud season. 🧵

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