I have successfully somehow inoculated myself against cats
MY WRINKLY LITTLE MAN FOR THE WINNNNNN
I still itch, but it's SOOOOO MUCH less bad. I can be around cats and pet the fluffies now!!!!!!!!!! :) :) :D :D :)
How do you tell a good friend, that their favorite game that they keep trying to get you to play is very, very overstimulating and you never want to play it again, politely? Asking for a friend
@Jivesminecraft WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE GARLIC SPREADS?! I ate one as a a sample in a store like 8 years ago and I've never found it again, it was like the best on the bread sample arggghhhhh
Like, I LOVE MERMAIDS!!!! But imagine how much flippier their tails could be, people. Break free from the confines of Big Knee!!! DRAW YOUR TRUTH!!!!!! :) :) :D
To everyone who believes that running Minecraft servers are actually illegal, because it’s crazy that they’ve got people actually believing this:
Private servers have been allowed since 2009, 2010 for survival mode. Starting with the 0.0.15a version, released on May 31, 2009.