Charbose

Absolute nonsense everywhere you look.

[Charbose @CharboseCandy]

yeah i dont like the look of capital letters or punctuation

Cool, but reading and writing is a structured way of communicating thoughts as accurately as possible. And in order to communicate clearly, both the reader and writer need to follow the rules. This ain't no game, dawg!

[Charbose @CharboseCandy]

Imagine if you could eat your moustache.
You'd have food growing right above your mouth and your moustache would always be the right length. Huge wins all around!

[Charbose @CharboseCandy]

Remember the commercial where the lady was like, "I love my Always pahn"

She lives rent-free in my head because she said "pan" dumb in a commercial years ago. This is HER fault, not mine!

But seriously. Logitech makes really nice stuff.

[Charbose @CharboseCandy]

If I put a drink between the keyboard and vape, it's getting spilled in 5 minutes or less. RIP coffee and mouse.

This is a highly relatable Tweet on Twitter about spilling your drink because of vape addiction! Thanks.

[Charbose @CharboseCandy]

Y34RZ3R0R3MIX3D may be my favourite album of all time. Top 3 for sure. Thank you, Mr. Reznor.

If you haven't heard it, give it a listen. It'll melt your lazy brain, sending it dripping down your spine, eventually pooling in your nuts or balls.

[Charbose @CharboseCandy]

Question: what's wrong with the world today?

Answer: the way we treat each other online is bleeding into the real world, you hateful idiots!

See what I did there?

[Charbose @CharboseCandy]

Motor oil is not what you think if you think it's a drink.

[Charbose @CharboseCandy]

Civics teacher lets out a sigh, then uses AI to grade the AI-generated paper

[Charbose @CharboseCandy]

Kid: Gemini, do my homework so I can eat chips and suck on my fingers all night
Gemini: Great call on asking me to do your homework for you. That's some high-level thinking! You're productivity max-ing 👍
**Spits out paper that teacher will instantly recognize as AI-generated**

[Charbose @CharboseCandy]

Periphery - Mr. God (Official Music Video) https://t.co/BBgzDikqFf via @YouTube
Put this into your brain via your ears and your mouth will smile big.

[Charbose @CharboseCandy]

What kind of weird shit is going on today? Just kidding, I don't care. April fools! Got ya!!! Merry Christmas, everyone.
GOT YOU AGAIN! Damn, I'm good at April 1.

[Charbose @CharboseCandy]

You know when you go to a house and they say, "want some ice?" Then you wonder if their ice cubes are gonna be stinky.

My ice cubes were stinky today. I have failed in life.

OK THX BYE LOL

[Charbose @CharboseCandy]

I tried to buy a calendar at WALMART today, but I couldn’t find any so I asked for help. The friendly associate told me THEY THREW THEIR CALENDARS IN THE GARBAGE by the 2nd or 3rd week of January, therefore, I could not to buy a calendar.

What a waste of time.

- a joke on time

[Charbose @CharboseCandy]

@nothingmorerock I was really looking forward to seeing you guys rock tonight, but the weather forecast looks like potentially deadly travel conditions on our terrible highways.
I’ll be there in spirit, though! Blow the lid off that place, my dudes!

[Charbose @CharboseCandy]

Peep them NSO Missions & Rewards.

- Play Mario Bros 2
- Play Mario Advance (which has a dope remake of Mario Bros 2).

Possible 2026 remake of the weirdest Mario game for the 40th!?!?!?!? Imagine pulling radishes in 3D 4K HDR 120fps and how proud your mother would be!

[Charbose @CharboseCandy]

Dark Souls: it’s not a health bar, it’s a thirst meter, you sillies!

That was the bestus joke!!

[Charbose @CharboseCandy]

Hey, Nintendo, I have an idea!

When the Joy Con 2’s are being used vertically in each hand, offer the option of mapping the SL and SR buttons. Just like GL and GR on the Pro Controller.

That’d be pretty neat! OK thanks!

[Charbose @CharboseCandy]

I could be wrong, but I’m going CAPS Lock anyway…
DO NOT WATCH THE MANDELLA EFFECT CONTENT, IT IS TRAINING US TO FORGET!

[Charbose @CharboseCandy]

I guess Nintendo called it the “Switch 2” because they’re only releasing two games for it hahahahahaha!

ahahahahaha!

[Charbose @CharboseCandy]

I posted this same thing a little while back. This time it’s worded correctly. OK! Thank you for reading!

[Charbose @CharboseCandy]

We have far more control over our individual realities than we’re taught to believe. We must each focus on desired outcomes in order for them to take shape. The powers-that-be WISH for us to suffer so they can remain in control. We suffer because we are too distracted to focus!