Dan Charbonneau

[Dan Charbonneau @Charbs4]

AI’s “restart your server” is just IT’s “reboot your machine” wearing a hoodie.

[Dan Charbonneau @Charbs4]

I started as a developer.
Became a manager because the company saw I was good at coding.
I went back to coding because I missed it.
Now AI made me a manager again.

[Dan Charbonneau @Charbs4]

AI thinks it’s so smart, and then I call it on something and get “Ah, that’s on me-BigQuery doesn’t support negative indexes with OFFSET.”

It’s never wrong until you say it’s wrong then it acts like it knew it was wrong the whole time

Fun fact, also how I interact with my wife

[Dan Charbonneau @Charbs4]

Today I broke AI, was just just having it build some formatted code for me. That is all.

[Dan Charbonneau @Charbs4]

Oh ES Lint, I wouldn't want to "Yoda":
Expected literal to be on the right side of === yoda

[Dan Charbonneau @Charbs4]

My son found my account and was reading all my old tweets and said they would make great Dad-T-Shirts... #NotWrong #Royalties

[Dan Charbonneau @Charbs4]

@jennapederson

[Dan Charbonneau @Charbs4]

@jennapederson did you ever get Cap'n Crunch to tweet you back, still love that cereal

[Dan Charbonneau @Charbs4]

@jennapederson LOL, I happened across one of my old tweets where I said something about Capt'n Crunch and they responded, so you tried with no response. It was a while ago :)

[Dan Charbonneau @Charbs4]

I'm actually surprised at how much I have tweeted in the past, not as surprising is how pointless most of those tweets were and that fact that it's been a while.

[Dan Charbonneau @Charbs4]

MS tells me to wait 72hr for my Win8 Media Center key... currently at 100hrs and counting. Weak! Doesn't fly in our ecom world!

[Dan Charbonneau @Charbs4]

Testing http://t.co/oXM2jbxN

[Dan Charbonneau @Charbs4]

@seanwalbran Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

[Dan Charbonneau @Charbs4]

Belt Meeting!

[Dan Charbonneau @Charbs4]

@beldurnik I'm telling you, I'm muscling though it myself right now. I'm sure I'll reference your work as soon as I get lost :)

[Dan Charbonneau @Charbs4]

Success, running jboss on ubuntu. Just needed a few more minutes, now what do to? Hibernate? RESTful service?

[Dan Charbonneau @Charbs4]

"Playing it safe and standing still doesn't get you anywhere!"-Charbs reponse 2 "Going really fast in the wrong direction doesn't save time"

[Dan Charbonneau @Charbs4]

fail

[Dan Charbonneau @Charbs4]

Installing JBOSS on my Ubuntu machine. Why not, burrrrrrrrrp!

[Dan Charbonneau @Charbs4]

#jsfiddle not updating in firefox, but works in chrome. I have to think @JSONMOON is writing the program, it has his siginture.