Le Char Char Papée

**THIS IS A PARODY ACCOUNT** This is NOT Pape (or royal baby). Je suis en Angleterre Bitchez. DUHC we need to review my contract, I want more. Pape out.

[Le Char Char Papée @CharCharBitchez]

@DUHC1 Christ who writes these tweets

[Le Char Char Papée @CharCharBitchez]

bet number 4 is a #noshow today. She better be otherwise I'll do it again #papesmashy #goldenduck #shefellover

[Le Char Char Papée @CharCharBitchez]

Ah le BUCS Wednesday. Have you missed me bitchez? #returnofthepap #ccb #charchar #42 #cricketseason

[Southgate Hockey Club @SouthgateHC]

Elisa Filarmonico. Midfield/Forward. Third season with us & key member of the squad. Player of Season 15/16 @adidas_Hockey @SpecialistSport

[Le Char Char Papée @CharCharBitchez]

Cancelled flight, airport change, train delays & 4hr late takeoff... Finally in Paris for @museband at the Eiffel Tower tonight! #defoworthit

[Le Char Char Papée @CharCharBitchez]

@NatWestT20Blast Yes thanks, we are having a blast 👍 would be better with a hat... (Block 8, row 5, seats 230)

[Le Char Char Papée @CharCharBitchez]

Ladies, lock up your boyfriends. I'm back in the D town #punintended #cricket #iamduwcc #notarrogant #justtrue

[Le Char Char Papée @CharCharBitchez]

@StephElliott90 - my favourite pin up girl and now England Hockey's #latetotheparty https://t.co/P0iSbXKCvn

[England Hockey @EnglandHockey]

Buy your League Finals tickets before midnight on Monday for the chance to win hospitality! https://t.co/6dE9Y2yFM7

[Le Char Char Papée @CharCharBitchez]

@EULHC @FrankieMaffei please don't wee yourself again muffin, otherwise I'll tell Gillian. Have fun down there.

[Le Char Char Papée @CharCharBitchez]

@EULHC @FrankieMaffei shut up Maffei (it's Turner by the way)

[Le Char Char Papée @CharCharBitchez]

And yes, Amelia will be doing a topless celebration after scoring the winning flick #exeterwhathaveyoubeendoingthelast5years?netball?!

[Le Char Char Papée @CharCharBitchez]

Live tweeting the QF. H/ever, it'll be entirely fictional & pure conjecture as Gareth didn't chopper me back from Europe #eurosceptic #BoJo

[Le Char Char Papée @CharCharBitchez]

Unlucky Exeter on your draw in the QFs. Shame you didn't get L'boro, they're playing soooooo badly this year. #doggietime #dur #purplerain

[Le Char Char Papée @CharCharBitchez]

Well done Turner. https://t.co/Qb8w3Q7LeE

[BUCS @BUCSsport]

ATHLETICS: Women's long jump GOLD - Lucy Turner of @TeamNorthumbria @TNAthletics #BUCSnationals

[Tim Peake @astro_timpeake]

.@museband Sounded great on Earth, but even better in orbit!

[Le Char Char Papée @CharCharBitchez]

Hey @Jeremih it's my birthday. Can I get some of that sex please?

[Kent Cricket @KentCricket]

Happy birthday to Charlotte Pape and Charlie Hartley!

[Le Char Char Papée @CharCharBitchez]

Stuck for present ideas? I do signed #42 shirts, photos and can even tweet your loved ones with a "Pappy Christmas" from Papa Noel #giftaid

[Le Char Char Papée @CharCharBitchez]

I thoroughly hope all the 6-1 grinners will be getting THIS drunk tonight. Especially @ajohnson_93 https://t.co/Sq1nQ9pCMZ

[Le Char Char Papée @CharCharBitchez]

@UOBHC that's a bite #dinobite