Char Cracknell

[Char Cracknell @CharCracknell]

Still can't get over how the lady in the dry cleaners spelled my name today 😩😩

[SP @sspencerukk]

YOU CAN STICK YOUR OLD EL PASSO UP YOUR ARSE 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

big tesco

[dej @dej_utb]

Trainline are hysterical. They'll email you like

"can you believe it?? can you actually believe it?!?! you're on your way to (hold on to your hats) NORTHALLERTON!!!"

[Alice Lia Maro @slimelia]

how i see the world x

[Andy Coates @AndyWoodturner]

On the phone, and caller said, "well, it's not rocket silence".
Not what?
"rocket silence"
The phrase is, "rocket science".
<actually laughs!>"No, it's rocket silence. Rockets are loud, and it'd be very difficult to silence them. That's what it means."

So...is it *me* that's mad

[Char Cracknell @CharCracknell]

@MrCracknell @TheRealSitts 😂

[Char Cracknell @CharCracknell]

@MrCracknell @jonnorris12 Go out on a whim is a corker, although balsamic tissues will always be up there for me!! 🤣

[MB @dihnomb]

I still don’t know how Kano got away with this on live television 🤣🤣🤣

[Shotta Texts @shottatexts]

🚨

[Will @WillM_20]

Really hope his middle name is What

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

She got outed by her kid in front of the whole audience 🤣

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: China zoo forced to admit the truth after one of their “pandas” started panting and barking.

The Shanwei zoo admits they painted dogs white and black to make them look like pandas.

The zoo initially tried claiming that the dogs were a unique breed of pandas called “panda dogs.”

It was later discovered that the “pandas” were Chow Chows who were dyed with white and black paint.

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

Guy that got arrested dropped devastating line after devastating line that scriptwriters for a comedy sketch would’ve struggled to put together

An Oscar worthy performance

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

This is the most legendary moment in Wife Swap history

[Phlegm Clandango @Cain_Unable]

In his defence she did say, on record; “If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends”.

[Char Cracknell @CharCracknell]

Hi (again) @VeryHelpers please can you assist with my order which finally arrived (was due Saturday) and is defo not a garland !!

[Char Cracknell @CharCracknell]

@VeryHelpers can you please help with an order that was due to arrive yesterday and still not delivered

[Queen La Beefa 👑 @brenastii]

This lady on TikTok is going through a custody battle with her ex-husband. These texts sent me to the moon 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Niall Harbison @NiallHarbison]

There’s no such thing as a Monday morning feeling when you have these 80 street dogs to feed. 🥰🙏

The best boys and girls there ever were