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[CG25 ✨ @Chardss_]

Cannot believe that my whole household has gotten food poisoning from Wood Green Nando’s. Thank god my son ate something else!

[Sav! @thisissavvy1]

No uterus, no ovaries, no cycle, no period, no PMS. It’s not even PMS-like. That’s like saying I have tumor-like symptoms because I have a headache. It’s disingenuous and misleading. Your “symptoms” are not symptoms, they’re side effects. You have too much estrogen in your system because you’re on medication that puts too much estrogen in your system.

Find new vocabulary for your issues.

[CG25 ✨ @Chardss_]

I just wanna know when we’re gonna get some travel size Nala’s Baby 🤷🏽‍♀️

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

No matter how small you try to make that “unsubscribe” at the bottom of an email, I WILL DEFINITELY FIND IT

[💕 Doll Face✨ @smoke_nd_pearlz]

Never in my fucking life. Are you ok?

[Dykologist @AstoldbyDenver]

This was a lot to unpack I’ll tell u that

[Clem 🌿 @SirClmnt]

LOOOOOL I’m on his side in this matter, it’s the principle

[Sheeny the 🧞‍♀️ @SheenSkelly]

I told this man I think I’m allergic to Mitchum

He said yeah it’s a nasty place
That’s right near Streatham right????

😂😂🤔😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂

[#HYFR @bxns_hyfr]

Bank Holiday in the UK means spending more money in 3 days than you planned for the whole month.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

i actually love cleaning the house, but with three conditions:

- start when i want
- take as long as i need
- i have to be alone in the house

[reni, the resource | finance & travel @xoreniii]

how many figures are in 350,000? Quickly

[k @ysljennii]

If dogs could talk irl, white ppl would date them

[lala @lalasoftt]

Jaylen not knowing any white person is sending me😭

[Jasmine('s boobs hurt) @Ranting_Trans]

I know his cousins probably fucking hate him

[dracojeremy @jeremyb___]

simple thoughtfulness like this can never happen where i’m from

[𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 @heyyitsjanea]

idk who made this decision but be prepared to give them a raise

[𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 @heyyitsjanea]

his address needs to be permanently blocked from amazon

[davina @davina_thfc]

He knew the accusations were coming and wanted that win to be cleaaaaaaaannnn

[JumpedByEsthr @aseisheated]

That’s a suspicious number of Kit Kats!