Charlotte Hornbarger

[Charlotte Hornbarger @CharHotBatter]

When do you become an adult and why is it when you start liking blue cheese dressing?

[Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch]

Fun fact: after I was awake for so long that I had a psychological break from reality, my doctor told me it would take about two years of consistent, healthy sleep to heal the damage it had done to my brain. But I broke my sleep pattern so badly that I still can’t sleep normally.

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Service dog likes the slide.. 😊 https://t.co/BkBcRby6d1

[Charlotte Hornbarger @CharHotBatter]

@thew6lf 🤍

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

The verdict is in

[Tiffany Moustakas @tiffmoustakas]

All of the US right now

[Jake @ChonkyThickems]

If our Pantheon Gym was an OG Pokémon gym

Using the Gameboy Color Pallet :D

[Jake @ChonkyThickems]

Empty gym Sundays >

[meghausen 🦷 MPLS 11/21-11/29 @meghanapolis]

When did the r-slur come back into everyone’s vocabulary stop it

[Charlotte Hornbarger @CharHotBatter]

me running in my nightmares

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Imagine running for your life and this is the fastest you can go

[Charlotte Hornbarger @CharHotBatter]

I don’t know but there is something about Diane Keaton that is so soothing.

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

look at him go

[Charlotte Hornbarger @CharHotBatter]

@Ryface Cool I’ll buy 5

[Charlotte Hornbarger @CharHotBatter]

Will give away my cat for a warm chocolate chip cookie

[Charlotte Hornbarger @CharHotBatter]

I seriously cannot wait to cuddle my dogs when I get back from vacation

[alexis ❀ @RTRNTOSNDR]

THE SIDE EYE 😭😭

[Charlotte Hornbarger @CharHotBatter]

Our clients do some really nice things for us, but when I tell you our client just showed up with a new BATHROOM FAN because he found out ours was broken. 😂😂😂 WHAT IN THE EVEN.

[carol strapka @kjmwexler]

finally watched saltburn and this is the most insane edit I’ve ever laid eyes on