Carrie Holt

here’s the thing...

[¿alex? @hoemoticon]

no one:

me and my friend laughing at the worst times:

[Joey Schuman @JoeySchunami]

What’s it gonna take for someone to start franchising these Steak & Shakes on Manchester?

[Dan Reilly™️ @danreilly]

Brett Hull: “We’re not gonna say Let’s Go Blues, we’re gonna say We went Blues!!!”

#STLBlues Crowd:

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

I am a
4 loko

But he preferred

Natty light

-rupi kapur

[Up Top Culture @UpTopCulture]

*after an argument*

me: “you hungry?"

her:

[loading... 🥷🏽 @rizzzy__]

Females will hit the curb & giggle like they just heard a joke

[Carrie Holt @CharismaHolt]

taking my shit to Plato’s Closet to get some gas money...my plasma is next

[popular slut @kindslut]

should i get bangs, dye my hair red or get a piercing to let people know a bitch is going through it

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

anybody: *unnecessarily rude but plays it off as a joke*

me and my fragile emotions:

[m ¨̮ @melmadara]

best songs ever, ranked:

1. All Star
2. I Will Survive
3. Hallelujah
4. Changes
5. Funky Town
6. Bad Reputation

all of these songs were in the Shrek movies. coincidence? i think not.

[UGC.CAT.CHANNING @CatDirr]

I don’t have a baby so I just

[James @CaucasianJames]

once crocs season rolls around it’s over for every single one of u