Nipissing News, Catering and Events

Bringing the freshest news and delicious catering services to Parliament Hill. Parody account for Carleton Model Parliament 2021 #CMP21

[Nipissing News, Catering and Events @charlene_cmp]

@MPDannyJ @PaulESigh1 I am the very thing that kept the government going

[Nipissing News, Catering and Events @charlene_cmp]

@PaulESigh1 I am cold

[Nipissing News, Catering and Events @charlene_cmp]

HELP

[Nipissing News, Catering and Events @charlene_cmp]

I see Red

[Nipissing News, Catering and Events @charlene_cmp]

@MpBraeden We still love you!!

[Nipissing News, Catering and Events @charlene_cmp]

Also, thank you for the support of our journalism! We are currently hunting down communists reporters to maintain our journalistic integrity for semi-fishy news

[Nipissing News, Catering and Events @charlene_cmp]

Ohgod og fuck I had been kidnapped and had to blackout reporting for three hours but now I am back, I will be taking anon tips for the sake of integrity

[Nipissing News, Catering and Events @charlene_cmp]

@CMPDoduck oh the GAME CONTINUES!!!

[Nipissing News, Catering and Events @charlene_cmp]

@PaulESigh1 Oh beeg shame

[Nipissing News, Catering and Events @charlene_cmp]

@CMPDoduck The MP of Thunder Bay-Superior North had an amazing glow-up after their surgery to turn them into a cyborg

[Nipissing News, Catering and Events @charlene_cmp]

BREAKING: One of the suspected communist reporters of the Nipissing News have escaped the basement. Rest assured, we have taken care of them

[Nipissing News, Catering and Events @charlene_cmp]

@CMPDoduck I would like to reassure the minister of finance that suspected communists are currently being herded and shot in the back

[Nipissing News, Catering and Events @charlene_cmp]

At the request of the Honourable Prime Minister, we will be serving crepes, not grapes, this fine CMP morning!

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EXCLUSIVE: anonymous sources have tipped us that @HQazaqui is against the $100 breathing tax of the @PartyWealthy because he is afraid he will not be able to afford it himself. The sources have also reported that the leader of the CCC is in crumbling debt

[Nipissing News, Catering and Events @charlene_cmp]

EXCLUSIVE: an anon tip the executives of the newsroom about the possibility of a communist among us. We will investigate this thoroughly while also being mindblowned by these questions

[Nipissing News, Catering and Events @charlene_cmp]

@CMPDoduck @HQazaqui

[Nipissing News, Catering and Events @charlene_cmp]

Miss @cmpgracem with your desire to return to primordial soup, what is your opinion of.....this gentleman?

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@HQazaqui @CMPDoduck

[Grace McClintock-Luft @cmpgracem]

live footage of me watching shrimp swim around and quietly yearning for the simplicity and peace of the primordial soup I someday hope to return to

[Nipissing News, Catering and Events @charlene_cmp]

@CMPDoduck @HQazaqui How can we compete for your affection? May I give you.....a hug? 🥺👉👈