Have addressed both Houses of Parliament for the first time as King. Told them one was thinking of scrapping the whole sodding lot of them and returning to Absolute Monarchy, just to see the looks on their little faces. #StateOpeningofParliament
On the first anniversary of our late Majesty’s death, we remember Queen Elizabeth II.
Thank you for your lifelong service and devotion, mummy. You will always be missed, never forgotten and forever loved.
Prince Harry and Meghan have been involved in a "2 hour car chase" with reporters in New York. It's shaken them both up so much, they're writing a new book about it, followed by a Netflix documentary.
"Despite being retired for everyone's safety, Boris Johnson, Liz Truss and the Duke of York will be dutifully employed to shovel 500 tonnes of horse shit from the procession route after the ceremony." #Coronation
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