Charles Boda

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I always assume whatever the smallest size of pizza a place sells is their version of a personal pizza. Been eating a lot of 14-inch personal pizzas lately.

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Oh no. I just realized why I stopped doing that. I found out tapeworms are a thing.

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When I was a kid, every time I felt hungry I imagined a happy cartoon worm eating the inside of my stomach.

I'm gonna start doing that again.

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@WilliamGaryCle1 Forgot it existed, to be completely honest. I mean, I obviously remembered Twitter exists because it gets referenced constantly, I just forgot that it was a thing I sometimes use.

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Whether it's myth or modern media, we often imagine ourselves as the superpowered protagonist.

Honestly, would you actually be responsible with powers? Would the world be a better place? What examples from the way you live your life right now support this argument?

Curious.

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@georgeisland55 Oh, it is. I legitimately wanted answers.

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@ThePhantom Maybe they hang out with you because you are humble and self aware, and they need that kind of grounding influence to hold on to their humanity. Or they just like quirky people.

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@JohnMacDougal18 I wish. Killing gangsters over your dog is one thing. No one makes movies about wrestling a raccoon to save your cat.

Trust me, all of my scripts have been returned unread.

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Guys are dumb. Some of us will waste time imagining what we would totally do if someone broke into our house, tried to rob us, etc.

I just spent 5 full minutes thinking about what I would do to an animal that attacked my cat.

I had a hypothetical revenge fantasy about a cat...

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@ChaosHeroZX Because we are always at our most capable when woken up by a loud noise in the middle of the night...

Best home defense? Glass end tables in your walkways. No one wants to rob a house with stubbed toes and bruised shins.

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@georgeilliano In what capacity? I promise I'm a dreadful singer.

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Conan the Destroyer: Malak asks Conan if a camel looks familiar.
Conan agrees, apologizes to it, gets spit on, knocks it out.
We are meant to assume it's the same one he punched in the first film.

But Malak wasn't in the first film.

Conan owes apologies to multiple camels.

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Just a friendly reminder in case your day is going sour: This is still the flag of Orlando.

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To this day, when I see a Disney Annual Pass bumper sticker from a distance, just for an instant, my brain still reads the Mickey ears as a "V" and I think, "oh, an Alien vs. Predator fan..."
This has literally happened thousands of times.

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When I bought two books, B&N gave me a coupon for a cookie with purchase of coffee. Bought the coffee, don't like cookies, so I asked if they could ring it up and give a free cookie to the next customer who came around. They would not. Once again, bureaucracy kills generosity.

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I commissioned a chef's knife for my girlfriend this past Christmas from Lavenders Forge. (DIS fans may remember their knife in the last GKTW auction.) Worth every penny. They posted a video of the whole process: https://t.co/bQ3tUAbwg5

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I feel threatened by folks who leave white towels out for their guests, because they are basically just saying, "I wanna see how good you shower."

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About to do some pullups outside and it's just cold enough to justify wearing my long sleeve Daredevil season 1 compression shirt. Bought it for Halloween last year, only worn it a few times since then. In my room. Alone. While watching Daredevil.

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Cutting up tree trunks with a chainsaw in the nice cool weather today.
When I cut something I exclaim to myself, "Problem solved. Problem chain-solved!"
I do this every single time.

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@Michael_GrahamE Well, life doesn't come with a "manual," so we get a choice on how to interpret our situations.

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Awesome silver lining to my carpal tunnel syndrome: My hands are always numb, which tricks my brain into thinking this cool weather is much colder than it actually is. I'm the only one in Florida getting a crisp autumn this year! Gonna go spray paint some leaves.