charles meatloaf

unicorn lover, brown hair, & once i shit my pants. need i say more?

[charles meatloaf @CharlesMeatloaf]

cooters sandwich

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studies show that if you name your child Chad he is 90% more likely to be a douche bag

[charles meatloaf @CharlesMeatloaf]

actually @becmedis is a fucker!! and she is soooo stinky winky #hehehefartfartfart

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@becmedis is my hero. im a GIANT loser without her!!!!! #Blessed

[charles meatloaf @CharlesMeatloaf]

queef.

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and that tweet wasnt ricist... i mean racist!!!

[charles meatloaf @CharlesMeatloaf]

sooooo many asians #chingchongbingbongtingting

[charles meatloaf @CharlesMeatloaf]

I LOVE HAWAII. nd surfer boyz hehe

[charles meatloaf @CharlesMeatloaf]

i need to marry hawaiian so that my kids will be beautiful

[charles meatloaf @CharlesMeatloaf]

i got this new bracelet with spikes on it so sorry im a badass

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hopefully the stick is completely wedged out of my bitch sister's ass before we leave for hawaii tomorrow!!

[charles meatloaf @CharlesMeatloaf]

@Slivmeister just because you said that im gonna keep my twitter SO HARD

[becca. @becmedis]

Everything from inside my car and my sisters whole car were stolen. If u know anything about pieces of shit stealing in Shawnee hit me UP

[# @twooxeproject]

If this gets 250,000 retweets, @katyperry will be with me during my chemotherapy. Please help, it's my dream! :)

[charles meatloaf @CharlesMeatloaf]

deleting my twitter account!!! farewell minions!!!

[becca. @becmedis]

char: I came up with a children's book idea
me: what izit
char: magical twerk potato.
@CharlesMeatloaf

[charles meatloaf @CharlesMeatloaf]

head over heals: when a girl (or guy) prefers giving blow jobs instead of owning a pair of stilletos

[charles meatloaf @CharlesMeatloaf]

"now that you have had your ugly makeout you are not allowed to have anymore" - @karrinmarie

[charles meatloaf @CharlesMeatloaf]

barfity barf barf. ew. i cant believe my standards right now EW BYE

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@karrinmarie wow who are you, sarah grossman?