Charles_R_Wade

#Fantasy and paranormal suspense #author who loves craft beer and #writing with my dawg! Cheers! #amwriting #writerslife #amquerying #WritingCommunity

[Charles_R_Wade @CharlesRWade2]

Do you ever wonder if there is a parallel universe where "parallel" is spelled "paralell?"
#Writingcommunity #Writerscommunity #Iamwriting

[Charles_R_Wade @CharlesRWade2]

You know drinks with #Nietzsche would have been a knee-slapping good time 🤔

[Charles_R_Wade @CharlesRWade2]

@Andrew_G_Nelson You SHOULD brag 👍🏼

[Charles_R_Wade @CharlesRWade2]

@RobBartley73 @Ivyloganauthor Excellent idea. Even if no one comes by my table… I’m still in a taproom 🍺

[Charles_R_Wade @CharlesRWade2]

Can’t wait!! 🤞

[Jason Huebinger @JasonHuebinger]

The next #PitDark is in five weeks (May 25) and dozens of agents & editors are already confirmed! Ready? Rules and confirmed agents & editors:
https://t.co/OKpMusDS7j #amwriting #WritingCommunity

[Charles_R_Wade @CharlesRWade2]

@itsJeffTiedrich You’re a bitter, self-important idiot and Joe Biden is a pathetic dementia patient.

[Charles_R_Wade @CharlesRWade2]

@DavidDucker7 I’m an anti-vaxxer and an anti they/them/he/she/it horse shit because I’m a rational anti-woke kinda guy. So, yeah. We probably aren’t a great Twitter match. Best of luck in your endeavors.

[Charles_R_Wade @CharlesRWade2]

@so_me1983 Would never consider getting the clot shot. Haven’t worn a mask since the start of all this silliness. Healthier than ever.

[Charles_R_Wade @CharlesRWade2]

If you are currently #amquerying , REWARD yourself for every REJECTION you receive!! A beer, a burger, a cigar… whatever. Soon, you’ll associate rejections with something positive.

For instance, I just received eight beers from eight very cool agents!
#WritingCommunity

[Charles_R_Wade @CharlesRWade2]

Just received a full ms request from dream agent/agency!! Regardless of outcome, this is validation that came at just the right time. Take heart all #writers #WritingCommunity who are #amquerying

[Charles_R_Wade @CharlesRWade2]

How OFTEN is the T silent?
#amquerying #WritingCommunity #writing #grammar

[Charles_R_Wade @CharlesRWade2]

WHAT IF… two white men were caught in a blackout right after they watched a movie about two black men caught in a whiteout?
#WritingCommunity #amwriting #amwritingfiction #amquerying

[Brazen_Cynic @BrazenCynic]

LIFE HACK…
In a pinch, a murdered stripper’s bra can be used as a coffee filter.
#LifeHack #lifehacks

[Charles_R_Wade @CharlesRWade2]

Remember, kiddies…

You can’t have SMOTHER without MOTHER!!
#WritingCommunity #writing #amwriting #amwritingfantasy #amquerying

[Charles_R_Wade @CharlesRWade2]

Remember, kiddies…

You can’t have SLAUGHTER without LAUGHTER!!
#WritingCommunity #writing #amwriting #amquerying

[Colleen Oefelein @eerie_o]

Don’t tell secrets in the garden.
The potatoes have eyes; the corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

[Charles_R_Wade @CharlesRWade2]

To me, it seems painfully evident that #writers should never use “nondescript” when trying to… describe. #writerslife #WritingCommnunity #amwriting #amquerying

[Charles_R_Wade @CharlesRWade2]

Christmases are like restraining orders. After about the third one, the wife is gonna turn up dead.
#Christmas #ChristmasAgain #WritingCommunity #amwritingfiction #amwritingfantasy

[Charles_R_Wade @CharlesRWade2]

My alphabet soup is all consonants. Eating it gives me irritable vowel syndrome. #WritingCommunity #amquerying #amwritingfiction #amwritingfantasy

[Charles_R_Wade @CharlesRWade2]

My cousin was a carpenter, as was his cousin before him! #WritingCommunity #amquerying #amwritingfiction #amwritingfantasy

[Charles_R_Wade @CharlesRWade2]

@redsteeze How ironic would it be if someone secretly replaced them with roofies??🤔