Charlotte Rose

Southern, Opinionated, Lover of all things alcoholic, and pretty much the girl your mother warned you about.

[Charlotte Rose @CharlieLaForce]

Honestly I hope you found your complete happiness. We both deserve nothing but true happiness.

[Charlotte Rose @CharlieLaForce]

I'm happier than I've been in years but today I drove past you in your town because my career is blossoming I checked your social media 2% devastated 98% wanting to tell HER check YOUR phone 12 years of secrecy he's gotta be scratching the itch somewhere #hopefullyyouchanged

[Charlotte Rose @CharlieLaForce]

I'm happier than I've been in years but today I drove past you in your town because my career is blossoming I checked your social media 2% devastated 98% wanting to tell HER check YOUR phone 12 years of secrecy he's gotta be scratching the itch somewhere #hopefullyyouchanged

[Charlotte Rose @CharlieLaForce]

Sometimes I think my 13 year old self had it right. But then I realize this is dramatic and also would take physical effort to do something.

[Charlotte Rose @CharlieLaForce]

#iamtooindependentforthis #iwanttotellhimhecanteatthegroceriesIpaid4 #heistheonethataskedtocomeover #hementionedanothergirl #iwantedtofight

[Charlotte Rose @CharlieLaForce]

Tell me why the guy staying the weekend asked if I was ready to get on top two hrs ago is now asleep in my guest room bc he "needs sleep"...

[Charlotte Rose @CharlieLaForce]

My bootycall lasted just under an hour. Feeling empowered & exercised. Time for bed #singlelivesmatter #sexishealthy #teamnocuddle #highfive

[Charlotte Rose @CharlieLaForce]

When he starts acting weird you eat his birthday pie without him #sPItE #alliwantedwasfreemilk #didnotaskyoutobuythecow #idonthavefeelings

[Charlotte Rose @CharlieLaForce]

There is no coming back from my epic drunk snaps sorry everyone but I guess open house from 3pm to whenever #savemefrommyself #partoverhere?

[Charlotte Rose @CharlieLaForce]

First day of school: main concern currently is how tiny this desk is.... I'm good but I'm seriously worried for the guy that just walk in 😮

[Charlotte Rose @CharlieLaForce]

Current mood

[Charlotte Rose @CharlieLaForce]

Current mood

[Charlotte Rose @CharlieLaForce]

Cool kelly.... real cool...

[Charlotte Rose @CharlieLaForce]

To the guy in the apt above me: Do you have sex several times a week w/ the quietest person ever or is that you all alone up there? #noises

[Charlotte Rose @CharlieLaForce]

When you comment on the wrong picture on Facebook and you don't realize until the person likes the comment... #tolatetodelete #whoops

[Charlotte Rose @CharlieLaForce]

Walking that fine line in between wanting to text him and knowing that I shouldn't #onemoredrinktillsend

[Charlotte Rose @CharlieLaForce]

#thankyou lady at @ChickfilA for having 3 kids n 4 years your kids were respectful but even so you showed me how much I don't want that life

[Charlotte Rose @CharlieLaForce]

Spending the day in bed with your favorite guy sounds really sexy until you mention he has four legs and is covered in fur #dogscuddlebetter

[Charlotte Rose @CharlieLaForce]

Plugged up my phone to the sound system at work so that I could hear the pre-game show and not miss a minute of the game #sorrynotsorry #WDE

[Charlotte Rose @CharlieLaForce]

My favorite meal, my favorite Pandora station... was our favorite... #thegoodtimes

I know I tried
I was not stable
And flawed by pride

[Charlotte Rose @CharlieLaForce]

If ever a situation is slightly ackward, just give it five minutes bc I'll make it worse #ackwardturtle #sorrynotsorry