Charlie Mortdecai

Antiques expert and art dealer of dubious legality. Numerous escapades, various women, eat and drink to excess, sabreur.

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@loopnode Tell me you're 12 years old without telling me you're 12 years old.

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@ShaunEvansInfo No. It's so bad now. Same with last season. What happened. It was the best thing on television from seasons 1 to 7. This is like a soap opera.

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@LosMapmaker @meghaverma_art Is that not the same thing it's been asking for a hundred years, though? Does it have more to offer? (Genuine questions, not bad faith)

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@TruWordsRSpoken @joncoopertweets Why are there so many more black murders of white people in America than there are white murders of black people?

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@surplustakes Different aims and dates of the translations to English, presumably.

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@newmediarules @HomoPedalius She's not gonna fuck you bro

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@cvaldary @HomoPedalius For the last decade or two "don't attack anyone on the basis of their skin colour" has become "attack only White people on the basis of their skin colour". This is the inevitable and direct consequence, and it is only just beginning.

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@LosMapmaker @meghaverma_art What sincere philosophical questions does modern art ask today?

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@secondgengamer @ArchRose90 I mean the audience is clearly one of young children and their mothers?

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@espiers @Spottedcanine But that's exactly why you assume that there have been fewer women and non-white men up until now?

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@espiers @Wolf_Dreams7 Yes. So why are there more black and Arabic men than white men?

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@I_amMukhtar Rhianan was 14, autistic, and charged for simply possessing material about explosives. Shamima was 15 and left the country to renounce her citizenship and join a terrorist state, before becoming complicit in murder, torture and attempted genocide over multiple years.

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@Dr_Ayan_Art @Larkinabout71 @I_amMukhtar @woollyreasoning @commiemash She literally said that she regretted nothing.

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@Animator2k @Region357 @aleticomadrid1 @Louis05668151 @FoxNews There were no pagan Britons and had not been any for centuries. Only pagan English. How do you not know this are you 12 🤣🤣🤣

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@Animator2k @Region357 @aleticomadrid1 @Louis05668151 @FoxNews Literally none of that is correct my guy. Read a book.

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@jackmurphylive @_the_Centre @millerman Dude it's a shitty show. The 1970s original is better, and the books are better than either. The books will stay good. This naff recent thing will barely last another decade. You just can't tell because you're distracted by the accents and hats.

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@Deyongotem @ZMoms69 @lunchladysburnr @authentic18_ Which demographic is the one that usually commits violent crime?

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@anthonyvclark20 @xBobby___ @raphousetv2 You know there are black policemen in Chicago now

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@DanielKWatkins1 @millerman 10 years ago, maybe

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@downi75 @millerman 20 years ago, maybe