Charlize C. Johnson

~RAKING THE MUCK SINCE 1994~ (Fake account for @jpitney's 2015 Congress simulation at @CMCnews)

[Charlize C. Johnson @Charlize4Truth]

LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS, PASS #HANDSOFF ACT

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This 10-week-old puppy knows obedience better than Obamackie knows the Constitution https://t.co/3EMOrpXnL2

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These babies are better trained than Congress https://t.co/YDkFLBAK4f

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@simBob_Corker almost as beautiful as this https://t.co/mBjJRikdUg

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It's a beautiful thing to watch @simBob_Corker motion for #cloture #silverfoxofthesenate

[Charlize C. Johnson @Charlize4Truth]

@TedCruzFake https://t.co/lLr28QWkDk

[Charlize C. Johnson @Charlize4Truth]

@TedCruzFake you say that as those the two are different

[Charlize C. Johnson @Charlize4Truth]

I would like to amend the congressional record to replace the opening prayer with this glorious vid: https://t.co/ddRNMviQL2

[Charlize C. Johnson @Charlize4Truth]

@HelloitsBarryO did you just kill your wife? what else are you hiding?? #ProtectMichelle #GoneFirstLady

[Charlize C. Johnson @Charlize4Truth]

Anyone else notice the resemblance? #CreepySmile #MakeItStop ... @HelloitsBarryO

[Charlize C. Johnson @Charlize4Truth]

Pres. #NObamackie watching March Madness in the Senate, smudging table with shoes, smiling like a madman #Shameless

[Charlize C. Johnson @Charlize4Truth]

3 saddest words u can hear @simBob_Corker utter: "This isn't cloture" :'(

[Charlize C. Johnson @Charlize4Truth]

@simBob_Corker @HelloitsBarryO

[Bob Corker @simBob_Corker]

@HelloitsBarryO Unconstitutional and potential grounds for impeachment to demand sitting senators to bring you coffee #emperorobama

[Charlize C. Johnson @Charlize4Truth]

SPOTTED: @simBob_Corker googling himself... #LetMeGoogleThat?

[Charlize C. Johnson @Charlize4Truth]

I'm voting for a #StrongRepublicanWoman for POTUS in 2016 #RunJoniRun!! @joniernst @SenJoniErnst

[Charlize C. Johnson @Charlize4Truth]

#NOBAMACKIE texting during debate? #Classy #Not @HelloitsBarryO

[Charlize C. Johnson @Charlize4Truth]

.@cmcsenmccaskill defends "first class mail" revealing her #elitism ... only the #FirstClass gets government protection from Dems

[Charlize C. Johnson @Charlize4Truth]

@CmontJohnson i wish this bill had a mandate for barry 2 invite me to join

[Charlize C. Johnson @Charlize4Truth]

The Senate's actions today will turn these frowns upside down! :) :)

[Charlize C. Johnson @Charlize4Truth]

@simBob_Corker you're on the right side of history