Charlotte Lyons

Voted "most likely to marry my one night stand". Single but happy - not as deep in thought as I look in my picture! Feminist, beer drinker, song singer 🎤

[Charlotte Lyons @Charlyons90]

@mixedupmummy28 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Charlotte Lyons @Charlyons90]

@idmoly Ever seen a woman shag someone bareback?

[Charlotte Lyons @Charlyons90]

Men on Wednesdays: “gym lads. Body’s a temple lads. Cardio, weights. CrossFit lads. Protein shakes and supplements LADS”

Same men on Saturdays: “SHOTS LADS. yeeeers, cut a line for us Gaz, I’ll snort it off this pub toilet seat before shagging this randomer bareback”.

[Charlotte Lyons @Charlyons90]

@mixedupmummy28 Pure!!

[Charlotte Lyons @Charlyons90]

Holy shit I step away from Twitter for 10 days and make the mistake of checking my DMs

[Charlotte Lyons @Charlyons90]

@CateH_Jul22nd A decent man!

[Charlotte Lyons @Charlyons90]

@MeTeesee 😂😂😂😂

[Charlotte Lyons @Charlyons90]

@jackostorm 😂😂😂😂 balance of temperatures!

[Charlotte Lyons @Charlyons90]

❤️❤️

[Charlotte Lyons @Charlyons90]

Me: “What makes you think I would I date you?”

Him:

Me: “Pick me up at 8. No, make it 7”

[Charlotte Lyons @Charlyons90]

@PaulDem53560806 😂😂😂😂

[Charlotte Lyons @Charlyons90]

Does anyone else just lie in bed listening to the rain hitting the window - enjoying that fresh earthy smell it brings with it as you slowly allow thoughts to enter your head of how much you hope your ex has fucked their life up?

Can’t just be me.

[Charlotte Lyons @Charlyons90]

@NicoleyBaby_23 @Ed_McEddie @67Snowy 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Charlotte Lyons @Charlyons90]

I’ve just used this stuff for the first time and it feels like Jack Frost has just done me with an icicle dildo 🥶😮

[Charlotte Lyons @Charlyons90]

@metr0link_mcr That was pretty damn good!

[Charlotte Lyons @Charlyons90]

I scraped my nipple trying to shave that one hair off and it’s bleeding that much I reckon I could breastfeed a vampire 🧛‍♀️ 😵

[Charlotte Lyons @Charlyons90]

@metr0link_mcr I don’t think it would. Would it even pierce the skin with that length?

[Charlotte Lyons @Charlyons90]

@LeeJones1996 😂😂😂

[Charlotte Lyons @Charlyons90]

@TravellinTime 😢😢

[Charlotte Lyons @Charlyons90]

@infofromcloud Jesus Christ 😱😱😱

[Charlotte Lyons @Charlyons90]

@SamHard64967820 @Scouse_ma @GroeberTits What am I doing wrong?!