Char Manton

Biotech & MedDev Regulatory Affairs. Fan of tacos, cats, & wine. USC & UCSB alum. 📍LA/OC. Don’t listen to me. 💎🤲🚀 #BAKC adopted 3394 🇮🇪

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT, PEOPLE SHOULD NOT LISTEN TO WHAT HUNTER BIDEN SAYS BECAUSE HE WAS A DRUG ADDICT🤔 BUT PEOPLE SHOULD TAKE MEDICAL ADVICE FROM RFK WHO IS ALSO A FORMER DRUG ADDICT AND A CONSPIRACY NUT 🙄

MAKE IT MAKE SENSE 🙄

[David J. Bier @David_J_Bier]

Republican-appointed judge: “The Court is not aware of another occasion in the history of the United States in which a federal court has had to threaten contempt — again and again and again — to force the United States government to comply with court orders.”

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

Hey DOGE and NEWSMAX, can we get an update here?  

Turns out preventing a flesh-eating parasite from invading U.S. livestock wasn’t government waste…

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

This should be a career-ending scandal. But life under Trump is so hellish, it's not even front-page news.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Cats really wake up, commit a small crime, take a nap, and somehow end the day with a higher approval rating than most politicians.

[Zarish @Zarish5062]

Reminder: the medical definition of abortion is the termination of a pregnancy, regardless of circumstance. That's why it's called a spontaneous abortion when you miscarry. That's why ectopic removal is classified as an abortion. Vague abortion bans don't make these distinctions. That's why women are dying.

[maneesha @ManeeshaSem]

having a whimsical outlook on life is a form of spiritual protection

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

not all of us were made to cook. some of us were made to have conversations with the person cooking.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Every pet owner has accidentally created a daily ritual and now lives under a tiny furry dictator.

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House.

[Helen Casanova | Seduction Palace @HelenCasanova_]

6. One person has stopped complaining.

This surprised me. He said that when one spouse stops complaining, it is not a sign of peace. It is a sign of surrender. They have stopped hoping that things will change. They have stopped investing in the marriage. They have stopped caring enough to fight. The silence is not acceptance. It is the end.

[JP Sears @AwakenWithJP]

Let me reframe this for you. This is the government questioning the government to see if the government covered up for the government in the Epstein files. Shockingly, the government told the government that the government did nothing wrong.

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

Neurotypical advice: "If you're overwhelmed, just break your project down into smaller, bite-sized pieces!"
​My ADHD brain: Breaks it down. Realizes there are now 15 micro-tasks instead of 1 macro-task. Experiences 15 times the amount of executive dread. Abandons the project entirely to go organize a closet.

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

Vance Boelter, the man who MURDERED Melissa Hortman, just confessed it all.

Talking to a right wing publication, he explained that he shot Melissa and other Democrats that night because of their support of mRNA vaccines.

Right wing misinformation is killing people.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

i love when you look at your cat & can tell they just woke up because they have bedhead but the bedhead is their whole entire body

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨 HOLY SHIT.

A U.S. citizen just testified before the Senate that ICE agents ignored his passport, detained him, placed him on suicide watch, and released him WITHOUT charges or explanation.

Read that again.

An AMERICAN CITIZEN says he showed agents his passport multiple times…

and still ended up locked in a cell under 24/7 lights, stripped naked, wearing a hospital gown while guards watched him constantly.

His family reportedly had no idea where he was.

Then after all of that?

No charges.
No explanation.
Just released.

[BMORE Reeta @theNFLchick]

Remember people said this was a hoax?

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

James Talarico: “The Southern Baptist Convention was pro-choice until the late 1970’s. This idea that to be a Christian means you have to be anti-gay and anti-abortion, there really is no historical theological biblical basis for that opinion”

[𝓔𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓪 @elioralux]

My Uber driver yesterday asked me if I was married.

I said no.

This man sighed dramatically and goes,
“Good. Don’t rush. Marriage is hard.”

Then he spent the next 20 minutes complaining about his wife:
how she nags,
how she’s always stressed,
how she’s “changed” since having kids.

At one point he said,
“She doesn’t even smile at me the same anymore.”

Then he got a phone call.

It was his wife.

First thing she said was:
“Did you remember to pick up the medicine for the baby?”

This man got irritated immediately.
Started snapping:
“I’m working, stop calling me.”
“Figure it out yourself.”

Hung up.

Then looked at me and said,
“Women just become miserable after marriage.”

And honestly…

some men will slowly drain the joy out of a woman
and then blame her for no longer glowing around them.