ChachyHarricoochie

NEVER NEED A BITCH I’M WHAT A BITCH NEEDS

[ChachyHarricoochie @CHarricoochie]

Sometimes I lay in bed at night and think about the inevitability of death and get too excited and can’t fall asleep.

[Keemit @KermitThePlugg]

Bro shit had my toes tingling🤪

[MUSTY @MustyTimberland]

The secret sauce in Big Mac’s is discharge

[ChachyHarricoochie @CHarricoochie]

Wtf

[ChachyHarricoochie @CHarricoochie]

carp

[🦅 @SuperDuperAj239]

Having sex is not gone heal no heartbreak 💔 DRUGS....you gotta do drugs

[musty @MustyTimbs]

Once again we must remember to bring our animals inside when it’s cold.
If you’re cold they’re cold.

[Keemit @KermitThePlugg]

These election memes are so stale

[ChachyHarricoochie @CHarricoochie]

The Mormon church kinda reminds me of the Covenant from Halo

[ChachyHarricoochie @CHarricoochie]

@LAYS do y’all still make Baked Sour Cream and Onion chips?? I’m tryna eat some rn but they are nonexistent out here

[Truvur The OG @KingTruvur]

A ticket? Nah I’m good bro, I already paid enough in taxes. 🙏

[Keemit @KermitThePlugg]

Getting old is the most evil thing god could’ve done to us

[ChachyHarricoochie @CHarricoochie]

I don’t get ass, I just smoke grass

[musty @MustyTimbs]

I can’t stand coworkers that actually care about the job like are we not on the same team???

[musty @MustyTimbs]

Golden retrievers look like they’re good Christians boys

[MUSTY @MustyTimberland]

Car kids roll up to car meets and start rubbing each others backs

[musty @MustyTimbs]

If gods real I’m embarrassed that he has to listen to these thoughts too

[musty @MustyTimbs]

If I’m really really quiet, I can hear my stomach scream for food that is even remotely nutritious

[musty @MustyTimbs]

Alright guys is it gay to have your life in order? Being on the straight and narrow path sounds sorta suspect

[musty @MustyTimbs]

For how many smarties I snorted in jr. high I sure ain’t get any smarter 😒

[Keemit @KermitThePlugg]

In solidarity with the NBA players, I tomorrow will not be showing up to my job.