🎧🎶 James Masterton 🫵🫵🫵

Ramblings about the charts for fun and profit. A "nasty piece of work". Who are all these people who go "No DMs"? I wish people messaged more, frankly.

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My content is Twitter exclusive.

I do not post on any other social platforms, nor do I intend to.

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Tomorrow the clock on my dash cam will finally be correct again. Can't wait.

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@AyoCaesar If this is your new content theme I am all for it.

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NHP and LLBS before it date to modern eyes but at the time they were actually truly revolutionary, testing out what you could do with the medium of television.

But Edmonds needed a producer who 'got' him. The two Mikes did, Hurll and Leggo. House Party's jumping of the shark can be traced to the 96 series when the production team switched and none of their new ideas worked.

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@MisanthropeGirl If I'd known I would have broken in for a bath.

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@PouncerSD Hush now, like everyone else I think you are lovely. But I'm not here to be a creep, so there isn't the opportunity to say it.

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Jamie Miller's Babydoll hits UK No.1 after eight straight weeks of climbing, and it's the first Welsh chart-topper in 15 years 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

Plus Tate McRae at 2, Rodrigo & Chappell Roan at 3, Zach Bryan & Lana Del Rey at 7 and a flood of new arrivals. A properly refreshing chart.

https://t.co/lRqxsdH9Ho

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@owen1332960 @L1ncs @lizyeld @AAFAI_org @BobBastardBob68 @Channel4 @franticworry @mensrightsbunny @JamesLNuzzo @ManKindInit @MalePsychology @SeagerMJ @MrStephenTee Wrongly found guilty. You are entitled to view him as guilty given the trial verdict. But trials and juries can be wrong. That shouldn't be hard to grasp.

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@owen1332960 @L1ncs @lizyeld @AAFAI_org @BobBastardBob68 @Channel4 @franticworry @mensrightsbunny @JamesLNuzzo @ManKindInit @MalePsychology @SeagerMJ @MrStephenTee The book linked to explains in full how he could not be guilty of the others. It casts substantive doubt on the facts presented at trial.

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@dicew0man Deep down we all are.

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It takes five to six hours to prep each week's #TOTP facts. If you'd like to bung me a tip, you can do so via this Ko-fi link: https://t.co/8QXnFlHCEU (It’s set at £2 minimum because PayPal swipe the first 33p!) Thanks! #youcanmutethishashtag

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@FersCheesecake Were you even aware of this? I wasn't.

https://t.co/9pP2LWNuuJ

[James @matkinsj]

We could have built the garden bridge with some of that money and no extra moaning about public funding

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@matkinsj Some of us just use the bathroom.

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@owen1332960 @lizyeld @Aguirre115622 @AAFAI_org @BobBastardBob68 @Channel4 @franticworry @mensrightsbunny @JamesLNuzzo @ManKindInit @MalePsychology @SeagerMJ @MrStephenTee No, he was still serving time for the 2014 convictions at the time of the 2017 trial and remained jailed. He overturned one of those after he was released.

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You are incorrect. The author of the book helped him be cleared of a second batch of charges, overturned one of his other convictions and shows definitive proof of why he is innocent of others.

Rolf Harris trial: Ex-TV star cleared of sex assault charges - BBC News https://t.co/lTJVgi3SQV

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THIS IS NOT A DRILL

I've just eaten my first Christmas sandwich of the season

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@owen1332960 @lizyeld @Aguirre115622 @AAFAI_org @BobBastardBob68 @Channel4 @franticworry @mensrightsbunny @JamesLNuzzo @ManKindInit @MalePsychology @SeagerMJ @MrStephenTee https://t.co/Z9PkYdjSqQ

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@thetimes It is biological.

Midwives are trained how to deflect the attentions fathers of the newborn babies who cannot resist the urge to hit on them.

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@lane_d12 @PolitlcsUK You utter moron.