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@NotGovernor People don't hate the flu. They just hate the fever, nausea, and vomiting

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@Donovan_W_G @NolanAnalyst I hate to break this to you. But the Odyssey is a fictional story

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@MAGAVoice Literally every company Elon owns he took from someone else.

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@WhiteHouse Trump is neither

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@willchamberlain So you want to send Melania back to Slovenia? Elon back to South Africa? Ted Cruz back to Canada?

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@archaicf0ssil Weyoun would love cuck chairs

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@skscartoon Your understanding of the constitution is ridiculous

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@SireRottweiler He was literally the local leader of the Tea Party libertarians. A right wing political party.

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@nypost She's controversial because she spoke out against soldiers shooting children

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@ChristnNitemare She just yammers on and on. Did she even ask a question?

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@JackPosobiec Roosevelt: Speak softly and carry a big stick
Trump: Speak loudly of other men's dicks

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@nekojash143 Did you suddenly look up at the mention of the word "jetpack"?

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@DanielDiMartino The average republican when asked to endure mild discomfort

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@movieguy82 He also said he asked Roosevelt how he felt about the Panama Canal being sold to Panama. Why would he think a computer would know Teddy's opinion on a treaty that occurred 80 years after his death?

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@Coinvo Why can't africans just pick themselves up by their boot straps and inherit an emerald mine like Musk did

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@chibidoki Bread roll

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@PeachyCosecha I love how she asks "do you know BL" to Gigi. The girl who streamed Granblue and said outloud "I want Sandalphon to fuck Lucifer!"

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@yogeshtwet Coming back from where?

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@REMASCULATE What was he blacklisted for, exactly?

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@BasedMikeLee Have you considered getting an MRI to see what's wrong with your brain?