Chase Coleman

"There's only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that's lying about being milk." -Ron Swanson -Chase Coleman

[Chase Coleman @ChasecColeman]

January 17th, 2019 is the official first day of my Quito diet. Hopefully I will inspire others to do the same.

[Who's Next @WhosNextShow]

Why can’t life always be this easy

[Midweek Matty @midweek_matty]

I’ve been having this Strange feeling as of recent, but I couldn’t quite figure it out until now…Geno opened a portal into the future and ushered me into the light so I could return and lead all of my MACtion-istas on a side quest. No villains in this origin story, just winners!

[☈ob “The Weatherman” White 𝄢 @RobTheSlapper]

“Callin’ Baton Rouge” is an all-time troll job. Elite job tonight @AggieDjMike 👍🏼

[Sugar Land Space Cowboys @SLSpaceCowboys]

Things be getting weird in extra innings, y'all.😵‍💫

[Richard Zane @RichardZane32]

It’s done: Hasbullah Magomedov has taken Texas A&M’s 2022 class to the moon! #GigEm 👍🧃

[Brendan vonBehren @brendanvb1]

Yes I’m alive, do not disturb 👀

[Burlington Sock Puppets @GoSockPuppets]

What a silly name

[Riggs @RiggsBarstool]

Currently in solo last place at the Austin @BarstoolClassic we have notorious OMB @shmerriman

[COACH ANTONIO CROMARTIE @CRO31]

Coach Cro is in the building. I would like to Thank Coach Fisher and @AggieFootball for allowing me to join their Staff. It’s go time. Gig’em👍🏾.

[Space City Home Network @SpaceCityHN]

😮😮😮😮😮😮

THAT

WAS

AWESOME

We're going to have a really full #Astros Postgame show.
We might not be off air till sunrise @KevinEsch1 & @MikeStanton29

#ForTheH

[vessence @faporizer]

imagine how long it takes for smells to reach his brain

[Tim England @tengland_150]

Y’all...

😂 https://t.co/fssSKjYO6T

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going to give 5 people that retweet this tweet $10,000 each to celebrate Christmas! (Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win!). I will show proof!

[Casey Neistat @Casey]

so cool that they got permission to film this inside of the actual Death Star

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I think I love the Astros

[Brandon Wainerdi @ActuallyBrandon]

This man is in the NBA Finals.

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

My friend got electrocuted and now he cant whistle

[Ghost ✫ @KillianTrill999]

Take my eyes

[ZAXBYS @Zaxbys]

proud to announce our new brand name hope y'all like it 🙌