Mr. Unsafe

[Meredith Haggerty @meredithaggerty]

There should be a reverse Cameo where you can pay to say something to celebrities

[maya 🦭 @mayaisfiya]

men will be like i gotta go watch some youtube videos

[Mr. Unsafe @ChaseClark4]

Didn't know that was the tweet because you didn't also say "That's it, that's the tweet"

[Mr. Unsafe @ChaseClark4]

If I was a girl I'd be embarrassed not to be in Taylor Swifts top 1%

[Bobson🌱Dugnutt @f_a_infinityy]

Guys I just saw boobs and I gotta say, big fan

[Mr. Unsafe @ChaseClark4]

Actually out here in the jungle.

[prance @bocxtop]

ppl be like "i'm an independent thinker" then think the dumbest shit you've ever heard

[Mr. Unsafe @ChaseClark4]

@TRICKYRICKY1521 Idk haven't seen the show

[Mr. Unsafe @ChaseClark4]

Can't dress up for Halloween this year, I just want everyone to know that I'd be a squid game if I could.

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

A man and his son are driving in a car one day, when they get into an accident. The boy is knocked unconscious but he is still alive. He is rushed to hospital for surgery. The doctor enters the emergency room, looks at the boy, and says I can’t operate on this boy, he sucks.

[Mr. Unsafe @ChaseClark4]

@itzjakeeeeeeeee If you knew the price of some the shit I've just thrown in the trash it would blow your mind lol

[NSFVoyager2 @NSFVoyager2]

I am currently 17 hrs 41 mins 58 secs of light-travel time from Earth (2021:257:000000:2L)

[Mr. Unsafe @ChaseClark4]

After 100 days of being deployed I can confirm that it sucks

[Mr. Unsafe @ChaseClark4]

Actually golfing in Japn right now. Who would of thunk

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

my barber told me the worst time to be cutting hair besides covid was right after Peaky Blinders came out. guys would ask for it and then get upset that they looked stupid

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

this new lil nas x got me wanting to try some dick