Chase Dobbs

[Chase Dobbs @ChaseDobbs]

She said
Chinga tú maga
Lol 😂. 🔥

[Chase Dobbs @ChaseDobbs]

Excuse me for the distance. I’ve been minding my own business. No one has my attention. I’ve been moving with intentions

[Chase Dobbs @ChaseDobbs]

Everybody wants something. You know the price of everything but the value of nothing…

[Chase Dobbs @ChaseDobbs]

A hungry stomach, an empty wallet, and a broken heart have all taught me the most valuable lessons in life.

[Chase Dobbs @ChaseDobbs]

What do you do if your boss asks you if you have an “onlyfans”? 👀 lol 😂

[Chase Dobbs @ChaseDobbs]

I’m prepared for the best. How much worse could it be? Yeah, life sucks but that’s perfect me.

[Chase Dobbs @ChaseDobbs]

@chatbotgtp kept fucking hounding me to pay for a subscription. I use @ChatGPT a lot for work so I decided to pay the subscription fee. As soon as I paid the fee chat, @GTP stopped working. What kind of bullshit is this?! We used to be a fucking country!

[Chase Dobbs @ChaseDobbs]

I just need someone cute and cuddly to sit next to me while I watch desperado tonight. lol 😂

[Chase Dobbs @ChaseDobbs]

lol 😂 those cameras are sticking to that tight angle, huh? They’re not panning out or showing any wide shots at all. lol what’s the matter trump? You ain’t got no body at your party? lol 😂 hilarious! This asshole spent millions on a birthday party and no one showed up. lol 😂

[Chase Dobbs @ChaseDobbs]

86 47

[Chase Dobbs @ChaseDobbs]

It's like I've been scared of success ever since my prefrontal cortex develop.
Perfectly good opportunities feel like a set up.
That shit be hobbling me.
I cannot get a leg up.

[Chase Dobbs @ChaseDobbs]

Sweatpants, lipgloss, her hair in a bun. 💞

[Chase Dobbs @ChaseDobbs]

@realDonaldTrump Yeah, we didn’t realize you bitches were talking about “liberating” our wallets! Dumbass!

[Chase Dobbs @ChaseDobbs]

@elonmusk Desperate much?

[Chase Dobbs @ChaseDobbs]

@elonmusk The top row is some goofy ass motherfuckers! Each one of them, trash and their own individual ways. YouTube alien musk.

[Chase Dobbs @ChaseDobbs]

@BigFootJava why is it so hard to get consistency at Bigfoot Java? Why is it I can order the exact same drink in the exact same way and depending on who’s preparing the drink it’ll be made completely different every single time? Anytime I order from Bigfoot, it’s a dice roll.

[Chase Dobbs @ChaseDobbs]

Does anyone know when America is going to be great again? I mean… Is there some sort of a timeline or something?
Because having 1/3 of my brokerage account wiped smooth the fuck out, doesn’t feel too great at all !
Smfh
Thanks trump thanks
Fucking dickhead!

[Chase Dobbs @ChaseDobbs]

I’ve been diagnosed with Drapetomania.

[Chase Dobbs @ChaseDobbs]

@playmetalstorm why did you guys fuck the steering up? Smdh unplayable

[Chase Dobbs @ChaseDobbs]

I took a two hour and forty seven minute flight from Las Vegas to Seattle. We boarded the airplane at 1:20 pm. I’ve been stuck on this fucking plain for more than 5 hours so far.
And now we just land, in the wrong state! They randomly landed in Portland instead of Seattle…