Chase Eslinger

Food for thought.

[Chase Eslinger @ChaseEslinger]

TRIVELA GIO WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY 🇺🇸

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So crazy how you can become so emotionally connected to someone and then they fucking ghost you like you were nothing to them all along.

Fuck you.

[Chase Eslinger @ChaseEslinger]

Hit on my first ever horse racing bet today. I sense a new profession.

[Chase Eslinger @ChaseEslinger]

Eat it wtf do you mean

[Chef 👩🏻‍🍳 @chefsevenn]

What do you do with leftover bacon?

[Chase Eslinger @ChaseEslinger]

That’s still baby money in the scheme of it all… give it a break who gives a fuck.

[Trey Wallace @TreyWallace]

A breakdown of Brendan Sorsby’s gambling

•Sorsby transferred at least $60,000 to friends to place bets on his behalf. 
•At least 2,900 bets were placed while at Indiana for more than $30,000.
•From September to October 2022, he placed 40 bets on Indiana football totaling at least $850. 
•From Oct. 2022 to Nov. 2023, Sorsby placed at least 50 bets on Indiana basketball totaling more than $1,400. 
•From Sept. 2022 to Dec. 2023, Sorsby placed 300 bets on college football totaling at least $6,500.
•Sorsby admits he placed "one or two" of the 3 bets on Cincinnati hoops through his account for $3,500.
•While at Texas Tech, he sent $5,000 to a person who placed bets on NBA, MLB & PGA for him. https://t.co/atcFN4xmT0

[Chase Eslinger @ChaseEslinger]

No. These are big ass idiots.

[TITAN @TemooTitan]

Now this is a real mans sport 😭

[Chase Eslinger @ChaseEslinger]

@greenjacob7 @KiyanSo You’re so weird

[Chase Eslinger @ChaseEslinger]

Don’t think I’ve said what the fuck more in my life than today wtf

[Chase Eslinger @ChaseEslinger]

I fucked up.

[Chase Eslinger @ChaseEslinger]

No Fermin is a robbery

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

-Raphinha
-Cubarsí
-Lamine Yamal
-Joan Garcia
-Eric García
-Pedri

Barca's six players in the LALIGA Team of the Season 🥶

[Chase Eslinger @ChaseEslinger]

Eating good leftover baked ziti straight from the fridge like s6 Tony Soprano you don’t know what it’s like.

[Chase Eslinger @ChaseEslinger]

wtf this Half Man show on HBO is kinda fucking batshit.

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

ElClásico is always a special match, but even more so for Pedri 🤩

[Chase Eslinger @ChaseEslinger]

🤣🤣😭😭

[Snr Michael🇪🇸🇦🇷 @micdsnr]

gavi looking at real madrid players fight against each other instead of him…

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

One big family 🫶

[Zach Jacobson @zacobson]

i’ve seen jackass 3 maybe 50 times and i’ve never noticed the way bam’s burrito just fucking torpedoes perfectly into the trash can

[Chase Eslinger @ChaseEslinger]

The newly-dropped “Gary” episode from The Bear was not needed. Holy fucking anxiety. Just completely unnecessary. I’m honestly upset I even watched it.

[Chase Eslinger @ChaseEslinger]

I blew it. Fumbled the bag

[Chase Eslinger @ChaseEslinger]

I’ve become a fucking psycho.

[Chase Eslinger @ChaseEslinger]

I’m fucking Carmine and I hate it. I’m never going to be normal.