Chase Hoerrner

Writer and a Production Rep. He/Him

[ms. paige victoria ♡ 🍋 @citrusgirlpaige]

no no no you fundamentally misunderstand my suicidality. I don’t WANT to die. But like (*gestures vaguely*)

[Widow’s Bay’s #1 Fan @TheJosieMarie]

With AMC A List now costing $30, you better stand up and salute us before a film. We are keeping the lights on

[universal one love jim @importancatpete]

Sometimes you look up from your phone and realize that the highway you’re driving on is quite beautiful

[John Fadule @fadule_]

You’re allowed to hit the gym then drink an XL black coffee and blast Ain’t It Fun by Paramore and be swarmed with gratitude to the point chills run up and down your back muscles (which are massive because you lift hard with good form) and think to yourself ‘wow life is a miracle I’m so lucky to be alive’

[Chase Hoerrner @ChaseHoerrner]

@mclainbroussard You’re genuinely the goat

[Chase Hoerrner @ChaseHoerrner]

Enjoy the loss you little bitch

[Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop]

Noah Schnapp supporting Canada during the USA-Canada gold medal men’s hockey game at the 2026 Olympics.

[Chase Hoerrner @ChaseHoerrner]

You can tell the graphic designer’s heart wasn’t in it because they just copied and pasted the medal design for the 2026 Winter Olympics. Even for Phelps, who famously doesn’t do winter sports.

[DW Sports @dw_sports]

He's done it 🤯

Johannes Høsflot Klæbo is now the second most decorated gold medalist in Olympic history with 10 golds 🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇

Only Michael Phelps and his 23 left to chase 😅

[Chase Hoerrner @ChaseHoerrner]

There’s nothing like the Olympics

[NBC Olympics & Paralympics @NBCOlympics]

DOG ON THE COURSE AT OLYMPIC SKIING. 🚨

The late entry closes strong at the cross country finish line!

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

At what point do we consider military intervention

[Chase Hoerrner @ChaseHoerrner]

@mitchgoldich THERE IS SOMETHING EVIL IN THE SNOW. SOMEONE SAVE THESE WOMEN

[🏭🏘🏢Sean Galbraith🗻❄️🥏 @PlannerSean]

The half time show showed the importance of walkable mixed use neighbourhoods. House, bodega, nail salon, Ricky Martin… all in walkable distance.

[hailey beaux¹³ @hattrickhailey]

anyone else watching figure skating

[Chase Hoerrner @ChaseHoerrner]

Worth noting during her part of the halftime show in 2020, JLO and her daughter sang (briefly) “Born in the USA” while she was wearing a big fluffy cape of the American flag that when opened up showed the Puerto Rican flag on the other side. Doubt Benito would do the same thing

[Alejandro Sanz @AlejandroSanz]

Si hoy sale Benito cantando “born in the USA” con Bruce Springsteen se queda con el mundo. 🌎

[NBC Olympics & Paralympics @NBCOlympics]

UPDATE: the baby still has a broom

[Widow’s Bay’s #1 Fan @TheJosieMarie]

NO! GIVE US BACK CATHERINE O’HARA! TAKE THE FASCISTS!

[Chase Hoerrner @ChaseHoerrner]

Fuck you!! Fuck you!!! Bring songs back!!

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

“Golden” and “I Lied To You” will be the only nominated songs performed at this year’s Oscars.

(Source: https://t.co/NvW1IuQi2j)

[peter lane @peterlanee]

new beatles biopic previews look extremely promising wow

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@PeteHegseth @ICEgov hitting the bars tonight Pete? Shotgun a gallon of Bleach after the first round of whiskey. do the wife, kids, ex-wives, and country a favor. Cheers 🍻🌻

[Variety @Variety]

“I Want Your Sex” star Chase Sui Wonders hopes her new #Sundance film “inspires some Gen Zers to get it on.”

“Sex is funny. Sex is memeable... It's not this scary thing. Sex can be lighthearted. It doesn't have to stare into your soul. You're not staring into the abyss.”

[sam @joshdonnapilled]

“you block people over politics?” girl i block people if they don't like the west wing