Chase Long

Texas A&M University c/o 2017 Firefighter/EMT

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

15 years ago today.

IM A MAN. IM 40

[Texas A&M Foundation @TXAMFoundation]

“Generations have come and gone from this university, each bringing grand ambitions and limitless potential; all leaving as a family united…

…united as Aggies.”

Saturday’s halftime presentation by Fred McClure ’76 👍

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

20 Years Ago Today: President George W. Bush throws the most perfect strike in first pitch history, from the mound, wearing a bulletproof vest.

The incredible back story

[👑 @ECrownover24]

Yessirrr!! Everybody do the Jimbo Jig💪🏾 #GIGEM

[string @propjoesays]

im gonna watch this on repeat for the next four hours

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Politicians Are Stealing the Basic Right To Earn A Living

[Comfortably Smug @ComfortablySmug]

Looks like China was betting on Biden

[Peio Laughlin @peiolaughlin]

The best Fleetwoood Mac video

[Kyle Mann @The_Kyle_Mann]

Another @TheBabylonBee prophecy fulfilled

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

You think 2020 has seen its biggest twist? Wait until Trump develops the anti-covid serum using his own antibodies like Will Smith in “I Am Legend,” and then wins 50 states.

[Tim Kennedy @TimKennedyMMA]

You said you would never forget. But judging by your actions, you forgot. These men and women will recklessly abandon any version of self-preservation for the protection of their community. They are still the same men and women that stand in front of you today.

[Chase Long @ChaseLong7]

@wrstone15 Champ? Who is Champ?

[Chisom🦋 @Chissypop]

I’d throw hands if a stranger touched my strangers stuff

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

Wrote two new songs today, ones about a girl and the other is about a chicken farmer who’s wife has sex with other chicken farmers. That ones called The Chicken Farmer.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Barstool Pizza Review - Nonna's (Florham Park, NJ) Presented By @NASCAR

[Tara LaRosa @TaraLaRosa]

Just remember, you can vote your way into communism, but you have to shoot your way out.

[Chase Long @ChaseLong7]

@DHightowerr35 you when I had a jet ski 😂

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Emergency Press Conference - When Did Flattening The Curve Turn Into Finding The Cure

[Caleb Hull @CalebJHull]

Trump roasts the press:

"You are actually sitting too close. We should get rid of about another 75% or 80% of you. Just two or three that I like in this room. That is a good way to do it. But you are actually much too close. You should leave immediately.

[The Drunk Jake @TheDrunkJake]

The CDC has announced that to prevent the spread of coronavirus instead of shaking hands you should put them big ol’ titties in my face