Charles O. Stanley

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@lingosteve For your Arabic studies, you may want to try this Saudi source for non-fiction audiobooks... https://t.co/ru6YDLtXKj

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Bad: California strawberries treated with a chemical used as a weapon in World War II. Good: CA strawberry fields are 99.99% Nazi-free.

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The latest study finds that regular #potsmokers have less gray matter in their brains. How else would you explain the existence of tie-dye?

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When strict #NewJersey cops found a man sprawled in the street after being hit by a car they charged the man with jaywalking. And loitering.

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Filipino fishermen found a human head and leg inside what’s called a tiger shark, from a Latin phrase meaning picky eater.

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Hasbro may buy #DreamWorksAnimation to turn its toys into animated characters. That donkey in Shrek? About to be replaced by #MyLittlePony.

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The latest economic report says that the Chinese economy is continuing to weaken and cool off. Like a six week-old celebrity marriage.

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Actress #SpencerLaceyGanus, the voice of Elsa in #Frozen, reportedly received only $926. And a box of that weird movie candy nobody likes.

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Will male movie executives let the new female #CaptainMarvel actually fight crime or force her to use her superpowers to arrange weddings?

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#OprahsFavoriteThings 2014 list is out. Her favorite thing for 2014 is Paula Patton dumping that lowdown no-good Robin Thicke.

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#StarWarsEpisodeVII now headed for post-production where they’ll digitally erase Mark Hamill’s wrinkles and Harrison Ford’s walker.

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Senators want to stop Soc Sec payments to Nazi war criminals. That’ll show those 90-yr-old senile fascists who they’re dealing with.

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#MarkZuckerberg shocked everyone in Beijing when he conducted a 30-minute Q&A in Mandarin. Then he jumped into the Batmobile and rode away.

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In 2015 #tobacco giant #ReynoldsAmerican will severely restrict smoking in its HQ. And no more free refills for employee oxygen tanks.

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Vandal behind national park graffiti oddly, left her Instagram handle. That’s what happens when you don’t wear a mask around paint fumes.

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#NorthKorea wants #tourists. For example, honeymooners. After all, like the bumper stickers say, North Korea is for lovers.

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Innocent PA man was on his way to work when police mistook him seven times for a notorious wanted criminal. And twice for Renee Zellwegger.

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3 Denver teen girls tried to join #ISIS. Couldn't notify peeps cause officially sanctioned ISIS emoticons don't include a smiley face.

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China is very upset that #KennyG visited the pro-democracy protests in #HongKong. Yeah, I feel the same way when he comes to my town.

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Hundreds protested at opening night of Met’s controversial opera. Odd. Most people protest the very idea of having to go to the opera.