Michaela Marie

rides bikes. climbs rocks. bartends. makes jewelry and, more often, makes messes.

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I'd eat a granola bar, but I'm not going to to eat a 9 speed SRAM mountain chain.

[Michaela Marie @ChayChers]

peanut butter and cinnamon toast crunch sandwich. life changing.

[Michaela Marie @ChayChers]

two and a half pounds is the most I have ever lost in one poop.

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if I have to hit on a deaf girl, I am ready.

[Michaela Marie @ChayChers]

wearing dark lipstick out is pretty much committing to not making out with anyone.

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the less sleeve I have, the more power I feel.

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I don't hate pepperoni, but I prefer sausage.

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wait. am I in your phone as applesauce chick?

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sisterhood of the traveling dumpster stripped heels.

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"what did we double team that we decided we were never going to double team anything again?" "chocolate bar."

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I am vegan because I am pro deforestation.

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I'm too nice for my own sobriety.

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I love you both unrelated and related to tacos.

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flared jeans should not exist.

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I'm going to smother you in worcestershire sauce.

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I could cook vegan food, but I am just so much better with dead animals.

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the stripper is making change.

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"you know tilapia was the first fish that St. Peter caught?" "did he encrust it in pistachios? because otherwise I am not interested."

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there is literally not a single thing I would rather do than get drunk and go down water slides.

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so wait, you're black, punk AND Jewish?