🅱️ig 🅱️aller 🅱️allum

The rude dude with the cowabunga 'tude. RTs are 100% endorsements, I agree with all the juggalos on my timeline.

[🅱️ig 🅱️aller 🅱️allum @ChazJFox]

My Beautiful Dark Twisted Scrotum

[Sensations by Compliments @plopadop]

Me: Hey, come on in! Make yourselves at home! Can I get you guys anything?
My friends:

[🅱️ig 🅱️aller 🅱️allum @ChazJFox]

Really wish I’d captured the other four I saw in succession before this as the images have really just spiralled out of control. Surely he must resign after this.

[🅱️ig 🅱️aller 🅱️allum @ChazJFox]

Over 2,000 advertising accounts blocked. I feel so powerful. This must be how Lil B felt when he manually followed 1,000,000 people.

[🅱️ig 🅱️aller 🅱️allum @ChazJFox]

“Sick hoodie bro”
“Thanks, I’m rocking that new Jimbo Cohen drop”

[🅱️ig 🅱️aller 🅱️allum @ChazJFox]

My Dinner with Peter Andre

[🅱️ig 🅱️aller 🅱️allum @ChazJFox]

The Unbearable Whiteness of Being

[🅱️ig 🅱️aller 🅱️allum @ChazJFox]

Night buses surely the only remaining place on earth where people under 50 have their phone notifications ringing off of silent mode

[🅱️ig 🅱️aller 🅱️allum @ChazJFox]

Redfoo was my age when LMFAO made Party Rock Anthem. Sobering, yet oddly inspirational

[🅱️ig 🅱️aller 🅱️allum @ChazJFox]

Got a “posh job” yesterday (wore a condom to my 9-5)

[🅱️ig 🅱️aller 🅱️allum @ChazJFox]

On the Pitcairn Islands, the world’s smallest country by population, there’s a single pizzeria. The Google reviews for it are something else.

[🅱️ig 🅱️aller 🅱️allum @ChazJFox]

Phillip K Dih

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

In a freak accident at Tucson Electric Park, Arizona, during the 7th inning of a spring training game against the San Francisco Giants, Arizona Diamondbacks pitcher Randy Johnson throws a pitch that hits and destroys a dove midair, in an explosion of feathers.

The incident is widely videotaped and distributed.

[🅱️ig 🅱️aller 🅱️allum @ChazJFox]

@Bringatrailer Even got the hole in the seat for you to get your hangdown sucked thru

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

let me take you away from here…

[Timur @Yeastmodee]

Writing a letter to my non binary friend

[🅱️ig 🅱️aller 🅱️allum @ChazJFox]

@Prosper_UK_ Lick and suck on my nuts, fucking nerds

[Wayne Rooney @WayneRooney]

Just watched some family guys. Peter griffin is hilarious. Haha. Shapoppi

[🅱️ig 🅱️aller 🅱️allum @ChazJFox]

@maggieppearl1 @polytallica The two things we know from his lyrics that James Hetfield absolutely loves: the military and God