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[Tabz @NinyeTabz]

So you got 21 reasons why you’re the most dumb minister ever appointed in any government?

Now that you even downloaded pictures of the fugitive, you have the face of the guy who doesn’t give a Fuck about your runny mouth!

I thought you even have the balls to find me, why wait?

[ACHILLA @GiftGrace01]

Good morning Ugandans on X.

[Mbale Guy♤ @ChecheP24]

@masuhd_ @gidth2 Morning brother!!

[Drizzy @Vin_Drizzy]

Now I was barely 17, with a pocket full of hope...

[𝗠𝗕𝗔𝗬𝗢 RICHARD, PhD @RichardMbayo]

The best way to our brothers who migrated to Uganda in 1920s is just to understand the Italian saying: If you’re in Rome, behave like Romans.

If your great grandparents moved to Uganda and obeyed Ugandan laws, adopted our culture and language. What fuck are you who was born in Masaka or Mukono to discredit what your grandparents RESPECTED.

You can’t continue paying allegiance to Kigali where you don’t have a home or even you will never be buried. And when we say you guys go back to your lineage, then you bring the tribal card 🙄

Finally, you must behave like African-Americans whose great grandparents were shipped to America 🇺🇸 as slaves but they adapted American 🇺🇸 culture and they are Americans but you an arrogant fellow you who wants to show us that you have power because your own ancestor managed to misrule the nation in your favor. You need to respect our heritage and appreciate our Africanity and brotherhood but not behave like you’re better off citizens than indigenous ones.

YOU WERE BORN IN MASAKA, ADAPT THE MASAKA TRADITIONS AND RESPECT NATIVES.

[Mbale Guy♤ @ChecheP24]

@simple_shamim No sleep for the bottlers..😂😂

[Brightos🐷 @Brighto_Dynasty]

Yigura comment section tukuhe nyoko

[Mbale Guy♤ @ChecheP24]

@graduateprenuer Very true...😂😂😂🙌

[Daudi Kabanda @DaudiKabanda]

If we’re serious about fighting corruption, we can’t stop at exciting the public with House arrests and headlines. People must be prosecuted and convicted so everyone learns the lesson. This habit of forgiving, only for them to fight us again later demoralizes every anti-corruption crusader. You can’t convict Nandutu over 300 iron sheets, then forgive the one who stole the entire economy. The law must apply equally big or small fish.

[Tabz @NinyeTabz]

If she could do this while she was just a daughter of a minister, imagine what she will do as minister!

They’ll say it is Ai😏

[Tabz @NinyeTabz]

Nameere should apologize to @SueNsibirwa immediately less of which, I’ll go rogue too and present some receipts of our beloved minister doing un-ministerial things.

Nameere making those false allegations against madam Sue will be the last time she does anything like that!

[Dr. Christon A.K Rweshakyira @Dr_Chris_Twine]

As a Senior Consultant, the reason I haven't raised my voice is simple:
When the interns are gone, I will gladly show up at 5AM, clerk 80 patients, draw the blood, and run the night calls myself.
I am superhuman. Obviously.

As a Senior Nursing Officer, the reason I am silent is obvious:
I have no problem running three wards alone, fixing lines, tracking vitals, delivering babies, doing the paperwork.
I don't need hands. I have dedication.

As a Policymaker, the reason I haven't spoken is elegant:
The interns are a budget problem I solved by terming the students.
My children are not doing internship in Uganda, after all.

As a Patient, the reason I haven't complained is clear:
Even if the doctor cutting me open has worked 36 hours without food, just cut me open and take the baby out.
Hunger sharpens the hands. Everyone knows this.

As a Citizen, the reason I am unbothered is rational:
None of my children is a medic.
I have my pastor.
The system runs on miracles. Always has.

This policy is brilliant.
Let's all stay quiet and watch the magic happen.

[𒆜ʀoʟᴀɴᴅᴏ @InfluencerUg1]

Ugandas Priorities:

-Faded musicians
-Uneducated pundits
-bloggers with low iQ who can push its agenda
-Military
-Mps who offer absolutely nothing

Non Priorities:

-Medical interns who save people’s lives
-roads that they use everyday
-Healthcare in general

WOW🙂‍↔️

[THE ÁĹĹÀŃ ĆÓÚÑŤÝ 🇺🇬 @AllanSseky]

Do we have any tweeps from Mbale.....if you come from Mbale, just comment and I will follow you back. I love Mbale people so much 😍

[Mbale Guy♤ @ChecheP24]

@AllanSseky Allan wanji....

[Ziga_lya_mese @_Huza01]

Do we have a tribe in Rwanda called "Bannayuganda"?

[Mbale Guy♤ @ChecheP24]

@kirya_ug Waliwo eya parkinze mu startimes offices e kansanga😂😂🙌

[NUP Podcast @NupPodcast]

Did you know that despite his popularity in the Democratic Party, Zohran Mamdani can never run for President of the United States? Neither could the legendary Henry Kissinger, one of the most influential figures in American foreign policy.
The reason is simple: neither was a natural-born citizen of the United States.
In other words, countries place restrictions on who can occupy certain high offices, not because they dislike immigrants or dual nationals, but because they consider those offices uniquely tied to questions of sovereignty, allegiance, and national security.
Most arguments being advanced in defence of Prof. Muganga's nomination miss this critical point, albeit deliberately, and choose to ride the tribal horse. They know (or ought to know) very well that this is not merely a political debate. It is a legal question, and one grounded in constitutional principles that Uganda deliberately adopted after extensive national reflection. (Read CA debates).
Indeed, Uganda’s constitution provides for dual citizenship (but have you wondered why it took almost 20 years to realise it?). Article 15 permits Ugandans to retain citizenship of another country. However, Article 15(7) specifically empowers Parliament to prescribe offices that can’t be held by dual citizens. Parliament subsequently did exactly that, listing among the restricted offices the President, Vice President, Prime Minister, and Cabinet Ministers.
Certain positions at the apex of state power require undivided legal allegiance to the country. This is not unique to Uganda. Many countries impose restrictions in one form or another. Imagine having a minister who swore an oath of allegiance to a different/another country. What happens when the time to stand by that oath comes?
Those attempting to turn this into a tribal contest are avoiding the real issue. The question before us is not whether Prof. Muganga is accomplished, intelligent, or capable. It is whether he met the constitutional and statutory requirements for appointment to the office for which he had been nominated.
And lastly, what NUP is saying to Prof Muganga and others who were illegally passed today is that it’s not enough to write a letter stating that you renounce a certain country’s citizenship, the process has to be complete, there has to be evidence of acknowledgment or grant of renunciation from that country, the same way you don’t write a letter asking for citizenship and automatically become a citizen of country, there has to be evidence that you have been granted that citizenship.

[Mwalimu Josh @JoshOO1J]

BREAKING NEWS: PayPal did a study and concluded that not a single Kenyan can afford $10 in their accounts it must be thru laundering. Kenyans woke up to all their PayPal accounts frozen.

I want under this tweet, all Africans we recommend one mobile money transfer app that is not racist like PayPal so we can promote it.

[DR MORGANS @DrMorgans01]

A kettle calling a pot black, when Brenda was in Mulago hospital battling the deadly disease you infected her with, you never visited, assisted with medical bills and publicly denied her yet you lived in the same house before she was bedridden and she gave you a beautiful daughter. Faridah, the hair dresser was very sick, you stopped taking her calls the moment you learnt she was bedridden and never attended her burial. You should be the last person to call out anyone because you have done the worst.