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The clothes are immaculate, the confidence is 𝙖𝙗𝙨𝙤𝙡𝙪𝙩𝙚, and the ego is off the roof ⓘ Roleplay purposes only

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⠀⠀⠀ roleplay of 𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸𝘆 𝘀𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘁𝘀
⠀⠀⠀ literate & descriptive writer
⠀⠀⠀ gay & multi ships w/ chem
⠀⠀⠀ adult / do not follow if -21
⠀⠀⠀ not the real 𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸𝘆 𝘀𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘁𝘀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⋆⠀━━━━━━━━━━━━⠀⋆

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@HisRebelSoul Late, but still here. Good!

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Good morning, say it back

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LA Knight can come along

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Oh when will either Bron or Drew show up at my doorstep asking me out on a date?

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Oh nooo, she's getting mad. Birdy is jealous... how are we gonna fix that?

[Spooky Valkyria. @BirdLadyLyra12]

You are on very thin ice right now. I suggest you stop before something happens.

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Can't believe I spotted a Shawn Michaels account but he's straight.... that's a felony

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I've made so many dudes question it all on this night

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Oh there it is, I poked the bear— the bird. Whatever. Someone is big mad Tater tots is tag champ with someone other than miss dirty feathers

[Spooky Valkyria. @BirdLadyLyra12]

I don’t like that tone of yours.

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Do you? Wouldn't it be super simple to accept Tater found herself a new girl?

[Spooky Valkyria. @BirdLadyLyra12]

What can I say? I like the simple life.

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／ my poor joe is so inactive, I'm having a blast on ricky, you guys are so so great to me here <3

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Oh boooooooo, boring. Predictable. Unoriginal

[Spooky Valkyria. @BirdLadyLyra12]

How about none of those? Bird Lady is fine.

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Fuuuuuuuuck

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What should I call you? Bird lady? Basic. Boo is endearing. But I can call you caw caw, if you prefer

[Spooky Valkyria. @BirdLadyLyra12]

Don’t call me boo. Ever again.

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/I/ should win the money in the bank match, so I can cash in on the divas championship

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The call is coming from inside the house, boo....

[Spooky Valkyria. @BirdLadyLyra12]

How dare you. Next you’re gonna say I need sleep or a shower or something!

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I know you're yelling right now, you pointed bird

[Spooky Valkyria. @BirdLadyLyra12]

Yes. Yes I am. I just don’t yell at all the timeeeee. Pffffffttt. Who even does that?!

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@AuraOfPrestige You're a real one, Gunther

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Ain't you a bird?

[Spooky Valkyria. @BirdLadyLyra12]

????

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@BL0ND_AMBITI0N Deserved

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Lyra, again

[Crow @Croww_things]

SHUT UP SCREAMING BIRD

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So clever wooooow

[𝓜𝑨𝑿𝑿𝑰𝑵𝑬﹒ @visionarygold]

it back