@jeremyct Dumbass should have never listened to those god damn boomers who told you to max your 401k. Boomers ruined the house market and continue to lock you out
Top five greatest feelings
1. Blowjob
2. When you just enter a hot bath or hot tub
3. Holding a really attractive girls hand on shrooms (this happened to me once)
4. Eating a full meal, then ripping a cig, then taking a big shit, and then putting an ice cube on the back of your neck because of the cig
5. When you walk out of a bar with your boys in a snowstorm and your like a day away from going home because it’s Christmas break