McKenna

3/8/2015 | Licensed cosmetologist ✂️|

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

i just heard someone on TikTok say “this is the first time in history women are dating men for their character. and that’s why no one is dating.” and she was right.

[Skate Coach 𓅄 @Sk8Couch]

People on here will ask “Is it too late to start over at 28?” and everyone will reply “Yikes. Hate to break it to you gramps but it was over for you 10 years ago.” Meanwhile my 63 year old neighbor is taking the bar exam because he has a list of pharma companies he plans to sue

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The fact that you can’t check into a hotel until 4pm when the day is basically over but have to check out by 10am the next morning should honestly be illegal.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Correct me if I’m wrong… but… didn’t we pay for Amazon Prime so we could get our stuff the next day???

[X @XaviercMiller]

Which means if you made $80,000 in 2020, you need to make $110-115k today just to maintain the exact same lifestyle… don’t let anyone convince it’s ok to take your foot off the gas.

[Michael @TheMG3D]

If he is somehow allowed to run for 2028 then Mamdani should be allowed to run.

[Starr⁷ 🪭is lost in the lights @hobabobahobi]

Can we also plant trees

[Puppies & Positivity @Puppieslover]

Activist Erin Brockovich who won
PG&E case and won $333 million as settlement for the poisoned families, is now coming after big Al data centres for damaging nature.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

So let me get this straight. Taylor Farms lettuce gets linked to the cyclospora outbreak. The CEO visits the White House and donates to Trump. Then the FDA says the positive finding was a “false positive.”

Nothing suspicious about that at all.

[Prello @DPrello]

It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did and promptly pulled it. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA

[Softboy @softboywin]

The World Health Organization has announced that we will start running out of clean water (drinking, showering, laundry, dishes) in the next FEW YEARS. We are officially entering water bankruptcy. This is a direct result of AI. Please stop using it now.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

The real threat Zohran Mamdani poses is to the career politicians who’ve spent decades making promises, then doing nothing while telling people to vote harder next time.

He’s showing people that elected officials can actually do things that help them in their everyday lives.

[autist @litteralyme0]

Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

I JUST LEARNED THAT IF WE LOSE THE AMAZON RAINFOREST WE BASICALLY TRIGGER A LITERAL CARBON TIME BOMB AND MASS EXTINCTION EVENT, SAVE THE RAINFOREST RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

IF WE LEARN ANYTHING ABOUT THESE HEATWAVES LET IT BE THAT WE NEED TO MAKE OUR CITIES GREENER. PLANT SOME FUCKING TREES. BUILD A PARK. WE NEED MORE GREEN SPACES.

[Brittany Hughes @RealBrittHughes]

Hey @Netflix: The first season has 10 episodes and you binge it in a week. The second season airs three years later with 8 episodes that come out in two random chunks six weeks apart for no reason. And by the time it airs, you've forgotten the first season anyway and it's not worth the time to go back and rewatch it.

There. Just saved you a crapton of consulting money. You're welcome.

[Martha Ahumuza @MarthaAhumuza]

It's genuinely disturbing that Law & Order SVU has managed to stay on air for decades without running out of stories about violence against women. The writers aren't struggling for ideas because reality keeps supplying them.

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

This is why we need younger politicians

[Pissed Off American @solar_ric]

We got one patriot doing something

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

DONALD. TRUMP. SAID. TODAY. THAT. HE. HAD. A. FULL. CONVERSATION. WITH. THEODORE. ROOSEVELT. ABOUT. THE. PANAMA. CANAL.

TEDDY ROOSEVELT DIED IN 1919.

THE. MAN. IS. OUT. OF. HIS. MIND.