Evil Undead Wizard

[Evil Undead Wizard @Cheerwinez]

Wya?

[Carrot Facts @RealCarrotFacts]

carrots dont move if you put them on a chair and just watch for 4 hours before going to Rite Aid for neosporin and milk

[Anthony Burch @anthony_burch]

@willbcampos And no cheese? Just veggies and bread? Rawdogged?

[keem @ikeemo2]

uk rappers be like she suck on my willy it’s quite delightful if i catch you in west gloucestershire you’ll catch the rifle

[freddy @1v9er]

and again

[Evil Undead Wizard @Cheerwinez]

IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR

[Deer Lord @HailDeerLord]

Going to the forest and praying to Deer Lord #FridayFeeling

[Evil Undead Wizard @Cheerwinez]

Drink Cheerwine

[Evil Undead Wizard @Cheerwinez]

@McDonalds Do I get bulk pricing if I buy 10 50 piece chicken nuggets or would it be cheaper to just buy one big one and cut it myself?

[Evil Undead Wizard @Cheerwinez]

I'd like to die being able to say that I never got behind the wheel of a pt cruiser

[Evil Undead Wizard @Cheerwinez]

@T0pher1 That's not enough

[Evil Undead Wizard @Cheerwinez]

It's 94 degrees outside, that's way too many

[Hai @Hai]

What do people do this early in the day

[Evil Undead Wizard @Cheerwinez]

I need someone to sit on my shoulders in a trench coat so I can get a job at a big and tall store.

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Why did you buy all that toilet paper if you’re not even coming to Arby’s?

Please enjoy Arby’s

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Since there’s never been anyone in any of our locations who hasn’t had either a communicable disease or psychotic tendencies, we’ll be open during the pandemic. Our employees won’t be there but just kinda help yourself or whatever. Who cares? We’re fuckin doomed.

Enjoy Arby’s

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Ah, Star Wars and Christmas: two stories about dipshits out in the desert who only pathetic nerds and insufferable know-it-all pricks think are important at all.

Enjoy Arby’s

[Evil Undead Wizard @Cheerwinez]

I want to buy an auger so I can dig two holes in the ground then stand in them so it looks like I got shorter

[Evil Undead Wizard @Cheerwinez]

@T0pher1 :D

[Evil Undead Wizard @Cheerwinez]

Buying beer seems worse when the person checking you out says "have a good morning"