Drunk Virginian

I drink to much, cuss too often, and dont know what boundaries are... get over it #kcco

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I'm waiting up to do shots with santa

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My couch pulls out but I don't #hashtag

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Some people should have to take an IQ test before having sex...

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Baking cookies... Cuz bitches love cookies

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Team America's version of Rent is 10X better than the real thing #everonehasaids #ifyouunderstandwerefriends

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I'm just your average guy, I like single barrel bourbon and I nice pair of buns in yoga pants #simplelife

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Found out that today that when it's just me it's not a riot... It's just a temper tantrum

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@Bostonsbabydoll and with that sentence we just became friends

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Long story short, dong on titties

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@Backroads_Bb8 guess that's a rain check on the tits then..

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@Backroads_Bb8 yeah I agree, tits or gtfo

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First candy cane of the year #Christmas #Blessed

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I think I'll just send her a pic of my butthole, see if she gets the hint

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I don't know if you heard, but I did over 1000...

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A tweet is kinda like a fart.. If you have to force it.. It's probably shit

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I don't trust anyone who follows all of the laws

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Your buns would look good on my face

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Be a dear, grab me a beer

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@MissNomer_ there's some shirt like object in the way or something

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Don't question my methods, just sit back and wonder how I haven't died yet