Chris

I should be doing something else and so should you. #GMG #GoPokes #DallasCowboys #MUFC #Cubs

[Chris @Cheeto377]

Mark my words, if this guy wins the presidency again, he’s going to fuck something up that a Democrat will have to come in and fix again once his term is done.

[Chris @Cheeto377]

Things you love to see, and things you hate to see.

[Chris @Cheeto377]

@NUCLRGOLF 1, 2, 6, 7, 8, and 10

[Chris @Cheeto377]

@AntarcticPasta @TheSports_Shift I don’t know what it is about the Vegas team, but I do not like them.

[Chris @Cheeto377]

@treygwavy @KiKo4kt @AlexSmith7145 Characters made dumb choices in horror films and it’s just accepted because that’s the genre. A good concept is the hook, and you build from there.
Drama is different. People won’t accept characters making dumb choices just to serve a story. That audience expects more.

[Chris @Cheeto377]

Typing this into https://t.co/6E3fBy856r is more performative than functional

[Kent Weyrauch @KentWeyrauch]

Backing into parking spots is more performative than functional

[Chris @Cheeto377]

This is correct. Your winner will come from this group of teams.

[Frank Ammirante @FAmmiranteTFJ]

Dark horses for the World Cup:

*There are no dark horses*

These are the only teams that can win:

France
Spain
Argentina
Portugal
England
Germany
Brazil
Netherlands

Chalk always wins the World Cup.

Surprise teams top out at the semifinals.

[Chris @Cheeto377]

@ColtSmith18 I get it. I just like seeing guys hit the ball hard. Tells me that they might be finding it again.

[Chris @Cheeto377]

Possible hot take: It’s the best of the Brosnan era.

[Mike Carolla @SJTimes13]

I still think Tomorrow Never Dies is easily one of the most fun 007 films. Just a nonstop blood pumping action blockbuster. It rocks.

[Chris @Cheeto377]

It’s rough, but I really enjoy it.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Dune (1984) gets written off, even by Lynch, but the film’s worldbuilding is doing its own thing. Baroque sets, strange textures, and a future that feels alien in a way few sci-fi films even attempt. It’s rough, but there’s nothing else like it.

[Chris @Cheeto377]

DFW sports are a freaking mess. It’s so sad.

[Chris @Cheeto377]

@CaptainThew @rkylesmith I get that. But then again, this is also Twitter. People come here for engagement. I wish it was a place for actual good faith conversation, but that’s not the case. The hive will set their sights on anyone who dares to criticize <insert thing> and the onslaught will overwhelm.

[Chris @Cheeto377]

@CaptainThew @rkylesmith Judging by the replies, it’s more of a problem if someone doesn’t like the goddamn movie.

[Chris @Cheeto377]

It makes me sad that I don’t care one lick about a franchise that produced this magic just 15 short years ago.

[NBA History @NBAHistory]

15 YEARS AGO TODAY...

Dirk Nowitzki drove in the game-winning left-handed layup in Game 2 of the 2011 NBA Finals to even the series at 1-1!

[Chris @Cheeto377]

Survive. Reproduce. Fulfill your role within the ecosystem.

Somewhere along the way, learn a few things. Have some fun. Laugh. Enjoy music and art. Get better at something. Live a life worth living, however it is that you define that. Make someone else’s life better in some way.

[masha @masha_slp]

I still don’t get the concept behind life. What exactly are we here for.???

[Chris @Cheeto377]

@Ole_is_right Red rose twitter when grandma’s financial advisor calls to start the transfer on death paperwork.

[Chris @Cheeto377]

@AntarcticPasta @COLLEGEFBONLY @redzone_cfb You can’t leave Reveille off this list.

[Chris @Cheeto377]

@AntarcticPasta @FactsAboutTexas

[Chris @Cheeto377]

@wadebrazoswood @FactsAboutTexas Who initially fucked up the response to COVID, told everyone it was going to be a cold, and then just started printing money left and right through PPP and other initiatives?

[Chris @Cheeto377]

@wadebrazoswood @FactsAboutTexas So you show me a graph where they go up under a Republican president, briefly go up but then down under a Dem, up and down under a Republican, up then down under a Dem, and have still refused to full address Trump II’s increase. Great job, my guy. You’re on top of it. #moron