Cheeto Patrol

Keeping outrage alive since January 20th, 2017

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@DustinGrowick Vatican. Actually get to enjoy the Sistine Chapel in peace.

[Deidre DeJear @DeidreDeJear]

Retweet if you think Kim Reynolds has no business deciding what you do with your health, body, or future.

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@TheRealRhllor We once had possums in our duct work. And we somehow made the Channel 13 news in Des Moines for it so it must have been a VERY slow news week.

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@just_juanie That is such a thoughtful way to handle a call like that. Way to go mom!

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@itsbethbooker I truly hope you find your mom safe and sound.

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@travelswbrindle Not alone.

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@TheRealRhllor That would make a great band name.

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@DebCares4Iowa Under his eye.

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@WDWNT I have met this squirrel. It stole my cupcake at Wilderness Lodge back in January.

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@DeidreDeJear But where is the yellow chair from?!?

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@aleacabri I wish strollers were still that small!

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@AllanCLane @umichvoter #5!!!! Had this man ever even had asparagus?

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@OverhrdDisney “Please take Cinderella’s legs out of your nose.” Overheard at Topolino’s

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@RobSandIA How terrible to feel the pain of a normal working person who’s work gets in the way of family activities.

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@blackforager I miss getting to go there for work. Always a good time. And Jeni’s.

[Admiral Mike Franken @FrankenforIowa]

Former Rep. Jim Leach is an Iowa legend and an American patriot.

He served with my opponent as a Republican for three decades. Now, he’s joined our team because country matters more than party.

Welcome aboard, Congressman. #IASen

[Erie Siobhan 🇺🇸 erienoteerie.bsky.social @ErieNotEerie]

Gas is $8 a gallon in Canada. Last I checked, Joe Biden wasn’t President there. So tell me how high gas prices are all his fault.