Kimberly Cheatle, Defender of Cheetos (parody)

My foci are: 1) protecting Chester, 2) monitoring Pepsi theft at 7-11s, 3) DEI (or what I call, “lowering the bar”) and 4) general incompetence

[Kimberly Cheatle, Defender of Cheetos (parody) @CheetosCheatle]

I’m not a tin foil hat-wearing person.

It’s stupid as this account is obviously a parody.

I have other parody accounts and I’ve NEVER even remotely had these issues.

Obviously, someone wants me to stop.

I have less than 100 followers! 🤣

[Kimberly Cheatle, Defender of Cheetos (parody) @CheetosCheatle]

Hey friends!

I’m going to stop posting for my own safety.

1: I’ve had unprecedented hits and even access to my WiFi.

2: I’ve had to “verify” myself many times per day through X.

3: Today, my account was restricted.

See my other posts about this.

Not worth it! @elonmusk

[Kimberly Cheatle, Defender of Cheetos (parody) @CheetosCheatle]

I tried to sign up for premium X. I’m so locked down that I can’t even upgrade! 😞 Free speech is alive and well.

I was just trying to have some fun….

#NoFreeSpeechOnX @elonmusk @libsoftiktok

[Kimberly Cheatle, Defender of Cheetos (parody) @CheetosCheatle]

So, I’ve had to verify my parody account about five times per day because I’m guessing people keep reporting me as spam.

Tonight, I got this message.

What a joke!

#SoMuchForFreeSpeech #CheetosCheatle @elonmusk

[Kimberly Cheatle, Defender of Cheetos (parody) @CheetosCheatle]

@FKLizardPeople

[Kimberly Cheatle, Defender of Cheetos (parody) @CheetosCheatle]

The best thing about my job is traveling.

You been to Detroit?

Well, I spent a month there one night.

#CheetoTheftInDetroit
#UnexpectedKramer
#Cheatle #CheatleResign

[Kimberly Cheatle, Defender of Cheetos (parody) @CheetosCheatle]

@hun24285 I’m not even quitting and you think I’m going to prison? 🤣

I’m on the list of Biden pardons anyways!

#KidsMyFatAss

[Kimberly Cheatle, Defender of Cheetos (parody) @CheetosCheatle]

@BundyDebi #No

[Kimberly Cheatle, Defender of Cheetos (parody) @CheetosCheatle]

@libsoftiktok Name and shame!

[Kimberly Cheatle, Defender of Cheetos (parody) @CheetosCheatle]

@libsoftiktok Walmart Psychologist.

There’s no “one path” to travel for grief. If she were semi-competent, she’d know that.

[Kimberly Cheatle, Defender of Cheetos (parody) @CheetosCheatle]

So, I’ve had to verify my parody account about five times per day because I’m guessing people keep reporting me as spam.

Tonight, I got this message.

What a joke!

#SoMuchForFreeSpeech #CheetosCheatle @elonmusk

[Kimberly Cheatle, Defender of Cheetos (parody) @CheetosCheatle]

@libsoftiktok I can’t put my finger on it but something is off with her face????

Like she had a face transplant and everything just hangs…

🤷‍♀️

[Kimberly Cheatle, Defender of Cheetos (parody) @CheetosCheatle]

@Fynnderella1 @CollinRugg F you!

[Kimberly Cheatle, Defender of Cheetos (parody) @CheetosCheatle]

@WildBillNC1978 @CollinRugg

[Kimberly Cheatle, Defender of Cheetos (parody) @CheetosCheatle]

@CollinRugg @realpeteyb123 Penis bad.

[Kimberly Cheatle, Defender of Cheetos (parody) @CheetosCheatle]

@_Ombudsmannen_ @elonmusk

[Kimberly Cheatle, Defender of Cheetos (parody) @CheetosCheatle]

@dantelpowers @elonmusk

[Kimberly Cheatle, Defender of Cheetos (parody) @CheetosCheatle]

@catturd2

[Kimberly Cheatle, Defender of Cheetos (parody) @CheetosCheatle]

@just1nvest @elonmusk

[Kimberly Cheatle, Defender of Cheetos (parody) @CheetosCheatle]

I’m not sure why, but this gif reminds me of the hard work I put in to get the directorship at @SecretService.

Thanks, Joe!

#HandjobsAreTheBestJobs #Overqualified #Cheatle

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