Ryan Rubalcada

I like memes and beauty queens

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A Song for a State I Can Never Spell Correctly - check out my music, EP coming soon https://t.co/2RRzYv4bbR

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📷 im-drinking-your-milkshake: mood https://t.co/SRRBO8IpLP

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📷 https://t.co/82ZGVtaZ6O

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I'm about to CUM

C: control my emotions

U: understand my impulses

M: make well informed decisions

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Please tweet me back @lindsaylohan

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I'm getting evicted so I'm moving to Dallas who wants to be my friend and show me around

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@h3h3productions hey Ethan can you help write my tinder bio?

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@69percent_angel It's been open this whole time

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@69percent_angel Spin Kick me in the face so I know it's real

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What I lack in Length I make up for it in Girth

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I want a boyfriend or a girlfriend hit me up if you're interested

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I'm back... unfortunately i still hate myself

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I wish I was in that movie the notebook and Ryan Gosling was kissing me and not that slut Rachel McAdams 😤😤💯💯

[Minecraft Nigga @minecraftnigga]

Living in minecraft ain't no joke. Its real shit! #imgangster #nigga

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A classic

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Ladies don't take it personal but I'm here to break up with you during recess....don't hit my line with that fuck shit
😤😤💯💯

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Oh my god

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I hurt my back today trying to dance like Beyoncé 😩😩💯💯

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Any honey's want to come have dinner with your boy?

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I made some sad music today please check it out this is the coolest shit ive ever made