Last night I made a nice healthy tuna salad. Had to improvise a bit. I didn't have any tuna so I used beef burgers and I didn't have any salad so I used chips.
Morning, my wife got herself a £100k Cartier watch the other day, I didn't ask where she got it from on her £90 a week carers allowance, none of my business is it, it does look nice though. "Sturgeon" #GMB#BBCBreakfast