Neelix

Morale Officer for Voyager! Please be nice. //Parody/RP account

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Supper is ready! Now let’s try to digest it before it digests us....

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@staffposting Yeah, they are probably factually correct, but I bet they don’t mind being 3 feet taller! And so much brighter.

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Tuesday is Fungus Night!

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@AOC @trekonomics Trust me, I’m happier this way.

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@PicardTips I wish that we had that luxury on Voyager....

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I don’t think this Dukat fellow has his head on straight....

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Black Lives Matter.

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@ReplicatorUnit Well at least we now know that Mountain Dew simply can’t be replicated.

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@ReplicatorUnit Every Talaxian does it! Just don’t mention it to Kes....

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@ReplicatorUnit @LtTomParis2 You will never get the true musk of a Leola Root from a replicator, but I’m glad you’re expanding your palette!

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#StarTrekUnitedGives

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@ReplicatorUnit This is unacceptable in any quadrant. Even I couldn’t eat this!

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@ReplicatorUnit @back2babylon5 What? Leola Root thickens the whiskers!

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@CommanderBigD Indeed it is! I tested it on Mr. Paris.

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I wouldn’t call it mystery meat, lieutenant, I know exactly what it is!
I think.

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There’s an old Talaxian expression: “When the road before you splits in two, take the third path.”
I am quite lost.

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Made a new friend last night at the bar. This Jar-Jar fellow is definitely going places! And so funny too.

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My Talaxian Beet Gelatin is halfway done! Only four more weeks of fermentation left!