The OG Chef Ranjit

No Naan-Sense Indian Food!

[The OG Chef Ranjit @Chef_Ranjit01]

This vas happening in my 5 ⭐ council rated curry house last night. My Head Vaiter Vijay had to be laughing to himself most lots. Ve bel come funny confusings here

[The OG Chef Ranjit @Chef_Ranjit01]

@jonw101961 @RAFpolicedog Thank you so wery much. I am sorry to be sayings all my staff are 100% Home Office Cleared to be corking in my 5 ⭐ council rated kitchen cooking delicious South Indian and Bangladeshi cuisines for your satisfaction, ve are covering all your Curry Prowidings.

[The OG Chef Ranjit @Chef_Ranjit01]

@RAFpolicedog @MumofDantheSpan Oh my goodness Mr Daniel Dog! Your substantial mother vill be stretching her substantial knicker elastings! Ve are most humbly happy to be makings your Friday curry prowidings in our 5 ⭐ council rated kitchen

[The OG Chef Ranjit @Chef_Ranjit01]

Please be rememberings nit to bring my delicious Samosas and most delightful Chipatis made vith wery old family recipe to local library thank you please

[The OG Chef Ranjit @Chef_Ranjit01]

So wery pleased to be announcing our new legally arrived to uk Head Chef for our 5⭐ council rated curry house

[The OG Chef Ranjit @Chef_Ranjit01]

Please be being assured. This dirty son of a snake from Kerali is not being corking at our 5 ⭐ council rated Indian restaurant, he is being vorkings for Dirty Dev down the High Streetings in ‘The Spice is Right’ Indian Restaurant. Thank you please!

[The OG Chef Ranjit @Chef_Ranjit01]

@RAFpolicedog @MumofDantheSpan Oh my goodness me! Mr Daniel Dog has being lapping up all of his drip try of Cobra Indian Beer! Now I vill be smiling catching him holdings the brown paper bag but his Chicken Burnybotty in his mouth. Such a wery cute dog, and most excellent customer!

[The OG Chef Ranjit @Chef_Ranjit01]

I am wery excited to me being unweiling my new business venture. Ve are bringing hot hot hot delicious, south Indian and Bangladeshi cuisine to your door.

If you cannot be coming to our restaurant, our driver Mohammed is coming to you in our council 5 ⭐ rated deliwery wan.

[The OG Chef Ranjit @Chef_Ranjit01]

Just to be sayings, this is not vun of my top class, 100% legal entry to uk chefs ‘roasting’ the chickens out the back of my 5 ⭐ council rated Indian restaurant vith wery best South Indian and Bangladeshi foodings! Thank you please

[The OG Chef Ranjit @Chef_Ranjit01]

@RAFpolicedog

[The OG Chef Ranjit @Chef_Ranjit01]

@RAFpolicedog @MumofDantheSpan Mr Daniel Dog, please be being rest assured, ve have the tandoor fired up and me and my junior Chef Sanjay are cooking up most excellent Bangladeshi and South I dian cuisine for you, your dad and your most hungry substantial mum

[The OG Chef Ranjit @Chef_Ranjit01]

@RAFpolicedog @MumofDantheSpan Yes he vill! He is my lockdown baby, Soshul Distan-Singh…. He loves to be playing vith you and I’m happy he’s no yet playing vith my big knives or the tandoor oven!

[The OG Chef Ranjit @Chef_Ranjit01]

Just to be sayings to my most appreciated customers. Ve are open as usual today, Easter is a happy timing for you, but for me and my vife Gita, it is another vork day.

[The OG Chef Ranjit @Chef_Ranjit01]

Happy Blessings to my friend Wonton Wang who is Rui ifs the Chinese Restaurant down the street. His Vife has just been birthings his premature Baby, who has been coming most unexpectedly early. they have been naming him Sudden Lee. #restaurantlife

[The OG Chef Ranjit @Chef_Ranjit01]

@MumofDantheSpan @RAFpolicedog On my goodness! Mrs Daniel Dig Mum you are makings me laughing. I am hoping you vill be enjoying Tonight’s feastings!

[The OG Chef Ranjit @Chef_Ranjit01]

@RAFpolicedog @MumofDantheSpan Mr Daniel Dog, ve are most happy to be tellings you that your most delicious curry is now ready and I am thinkings that ve have made this a most excellent meal for you to be enjoying!