༻ɢʀᴇᴛᴄʜᴇɴ༺

❝иσ мαттєя ιf уσυ αяє α ¢нєf σя α fαямєя, ωє ℓαвσя тιяєℓєѕѕℓу тσ мαкє ѕσмєтнιиg ωυи∂єявαя тнαт ωιℓℓ ∂ιѕαρρєαя fяσм ѕιgнт αѕ ѕσσи αѕ ιт ιѕ єиנσує∂.❞

[༻ɢʀᴇᴛᴄʜᴇɴ༺ @ChefGartner]

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ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀɴ ᴄᴜɪsɪɴᴇ!

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ꨄ︎ ⋮ ᴏʀɪɢɪɴᴀʟ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ
ꨄ︎ ⋮ #ᴍᴠʀᴘ | #ᴏᴄʀᴘ
ꨄ︎ ⋮ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ɪɴғᴏ ʙᴇʟᴏᴡ
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[༻ɢʀᴇᴛᴄʜᴇɴ༺ @ChefGartner]

https://t.co/lwxgRIvVZw

but fr, i am actually extremely sad that he died.

[༻ɢʀᴇᴛᴄʜᴇɴ༺ @ChefGartner]

❝I am extremely saddened by the unexpected passing of my good friend, Chuck Norris.

I am praying for his family and his immortal soul. May he rest in eternal peace and the warm embrace of our creator.❞

💔

[༻ɢʀᴇᴛᴄʜᴇɴ༺ @ChefGartner]

❝Today’s dessert of the day:

Gajar ka halwa! Indian carrot pudding!

Namaste!❞ 🙏

[༻ɢʀᴇᴛᴄʜᴇɴ༺ @ChefGartner]

❝HEY, THAT’S MINE!!

BAD DOG, PRINZ! GIVE IT BACK!❞

[༻ɢʀᴇᴛᴄʜᴇɴ༺ @ChefGartner]

Chef Gartner creates such beautiful and innovative dishes.

One can only wonder what she eats for breakfast every day!

[༻ɢʀᴇᴛᴄʜᴇɴ༺ @ChefGartner]

Answer:

A cream cheese bagel and a white chocolate mocha from Starbucks!

(She wasn’t able to get enough sleep that previous night…)

[༻ɢʀᴇᴛᴄʜᴇɴ༺ @ChefGartner]

https://t.co/lwxgRIvVZw

alternate history timeline where gigi is a chef for the egyptian pharaoh

[༻ɢʀᴇᴛᴄʜᴇɴ༺ @ChefGartner]

https://t.co/lwxgRIvVZw

crazy how certain accounts ive interacted with in the past still exist today.

i know ive only been gone for about a year or two, but it feels like way longer tbh.

[༻ɢʀᴇᴛᴄʜᴇɴ༺ @ChefGartner]

❝My dog puked all over my Persian carpet. I probably shouldn’t have fed him that horse lung.❞

Time to call her maid. She ain’t cleaning that shit herself. She’s too rich for that.

[༻ɢʀᴇᴛᴄʜᴇɴ༺ @ChefGartner]

❝I’m so fucking high right now.❞

She’s standing on her newly built balcony and is afraid of heights.

[༻ɢʀᴇᴛᴄʜᴇɴ༺ @ChefGartner]

❝When I went to Bratislava, I learned how to make a traditional Slovak dessert called Makové Šúľance. It’s poppyseed tater dumplings!

I tried to create my own version of it, including honey and butter, plum jam and some garnishes.

Enjoy!❞

[༻ɢʀᴇᴛᴄʜᴇɴ༺ @ChefGartner]

❝Here we have some fried catfish, collard greens, cornbread and strawberry shortcake. Can’t get more American than that!

Enjoy!❞

[༻ɢʀᴇᴛᴄʜᴇɴ༺ @ChefGartner]

❝Who wants me to prepare some good old American food today?❞

[༻ɢʀᴇᴛᴄʜᴇɴ༺ @ChefGartner]

@LiterateDreams ❝WE DON’T HAVE THOSE.❞

[༻ɢʀᴇᴛᴄʜᴇɴ༺ @ChefGartner]

❝Stop asking if we got steamed hams on our menu.

That’s not even a thing.

I don’t even know what y’all’re talking about.❞

[༻ɢʀᴇᴛᴄʜᴇɴ༺ @ChefGartner]

Oh…

[Clementine № 655 @SmokingShorty]

Clementine will have to bite her,

it's part of the deal.

[༻ɢʀᴇᴛᴄʜᴇɴ༺ @ChefGartner]

Gretchen has only done rich people drugs.

[Clementine № 655 @SmokingShorty]

Clementine smokes cigarettes.

[༻ɢʀᴇᴛᴄʜᴇɴ༺ @ChefGartner]

@Moon_light_bun https://t.co/lwxgRIvVZw

bun bun.

[༻ɢʀᴇᴛᴄʜᴇɴ༺ @ChefGartner]

https://t.co/lwxgRIvVZw

gigi needs more fans..

[༻ɢʀᴇᴛᴄʜᴇɴ༺ @ChefGartner]

@ResplendntBlaze https://t.co/lwxgRIwtP4

i don’t wanna play it.

[༻ɢʀᴇᴛᴄʜᴇɴ༺ @ChefGartner]

https://t.co/lwxgRIvVZw

no one is going to gaslight me into thinking that pokopia is actually a fun game that is worth the money.

i refuse to spend money on a pokémon game. i will never do that again.