Swifty

Nothing is as obnoxious as other people's good fortune, it brings out the ugliness in even the closest people to you.

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The past is yours, the future is mine.

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@cptnwtrpnts Got any leeches for this???

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@ImmaBee247 Justa dickshonairy

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@theHetal Maple syrup and bacon pancakes

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@Cuntabulousness Lived

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@MarieAllOverAg1 1

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@MarieAllOverAg1 Humans will do anything for money...

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@MarieAllOverAg1 On par with winning the lottery...

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@KaylaChowShow Cant believe we only do this once a year...

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Oh what intricate webs we weave, once we learn how to decieve...

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@DavidAdt1 Misery

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What song is 10/10 but hardly anyone has heard of it? 💭

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@sweatsntopknots Knock knock

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@amour72mg Reclusive...

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@MsApricus Wine, dine, and 9, myself everyday...

[Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @Haggis_UK]

Jacob Rees-Mogg - "The key is we've got our fish back. They are now British fish, & they're better & happier fish for it." 😬

Mr Speaker - Obviously there's overwhelming evidence for that.

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@UberFacts Its hard to re-focus on yourself when others keep adding unnecessary distortion

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https://t.co/DzoQMHqqhK

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@mistrustme1 Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir ?

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@PyJamieParty @julcasagrande Faberge

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So far, so good...