Matt

Big man with a big plan! (There’s no plan ☹️)

[Matt @ChefMattty]

Told yall #SpotifyWrapped

[Carljob 🇵🇸 🇮🇪 @bornposting]

genuinely perhaps the most failed rebranding in history, everyone still calls it twitter unless you're a mega chud

[Marxist-Clintonite Thought 🇺🇳🇺🇦🇬🇪🇪🇸 @ClintonThought]

“History buffs” when the test is asking them about the long-term sociopolitical consequences of the French Revolution and not the diameter of a Panzer IV turret

[angel 💐🪽 ⸆⸉ @angeldustt98]

@TGirlCigSlut just for him to die of a fentanyl overdose

[Matt @ChefMattty]

@rileybeesley You are a retard

[Jamison Daniel @AntiquarianMuse]

@MattWalshBlog That's impressive.

I want more athletic and driven women like that in this country instead of weak ass white men who crumble at the sight of unisex bathrooms

[l̵̛̛̮̖̰̼̱̣͕̗̞͓̔̎́̎͑̽̄̅̄̇̓̓̓̆̚͜l̵̛̛̮̔̎́̎͑̽̄̅̄̇̓̓̓̆̚ @YeaYourself]

@atseawithari @GraceRoe5142 Also doesnt cause a big pool of humdity in your leftover if you let them cool unsealed prior to fridge. Seal and throw in fridge instantly = soggy leftovers.

[conar @subtoconnorpls]

videos to kill yourself to

[Matt @ChefMattty]

@IngrahamAngle Are you a fucking retard perhaps?

[Strawbærry Narwhal ‽↙↙↙ @unvarnishedvoid]

"Careful the most impoverished powerless people in your society are the ones oppressing you causing all the problems"

is certainly a take

[respawnedtargaryen @respawnedtarga1]

It went from “porn” to everything like we all predicted

[Matt @ChefMattty]

@RealDanGliebitz Sensational rage bait. Holy airball man

[Henry @_HMSP]

Did it never occur to y’all to caramelize the onions, toast the bread, and melt the cheese?

[sid 🌹🔆🇨🇦 @lilbabygandhi]

Europeans at the World Cup need to stop eating garbage at waffle house or Taco Bell. Go eat authentic Indian or Vietnamese or Ethiopian or Korean food. No place in the world does multicultural food better than North America.

[Crash @Crashandmemes]

@TicketTumblle It would be like saying EUian for citizens of the EU. If you don't want to call us Americans, you can call us US nationals or US citizens or whatever. But I will never be convinced that "USian" makes sense.

[Matt @ChefMattty]

@Monocarp_ This completely forgets the fact that I need whatever item I’m looking for at that moment and not fucking within 1-2 days 💀💀💀 also shopping used to be a regular past time. Nothing to do but can’t sleep? Browse fucking carpets or fishing rods at the Walmart.

[Matt @ChefMattty]

Loser narc shit

[emily miller @emilymiller]

Anddd the first idiot jumped the fence at the Lincoln Reflecting Pool to get his soccer ball. I warned him National Guard is all around. He said he didn’t care.

[Matt @ChefMattty]

@credealjunkie Freak behavior omg

[Streeterville Socialist @pasta_nachos]

His mom and sister died in a horrific car crash when he was a kid, his brother died early from cancer and his dad was the president. I think we can cut the man some slack

[that nerd 😼 @spokenclaw]

@predator467 filoni: it wouldn't be wholesomechungus to kill any beloved characters :(

Lucas:
*sets plo koon on fire and throws him down the grand canyon before executing his own son with a 360 no scope*

[En Aitch Ess @adje__]

In all seriousness, this is why you can’t have the death penalty.