Chef Paul Ryan

Cooking on a modernized budget? Follow for recipes so authentic, you'll say "please, sir, I want some more!"

[Chef Paul Ryan @ChefPaulRyan]

COOKING THE BOOKS? @KellyannePolls: "DON'T use the microwave!" https://t.co/Zy6zgBeGyY #TrumpTaxReturns #TrumpTaxes #TrumpRussia #TaxReturns

[Chef Paul Ryan @ChefPaulRyan]

I was against the orange before I was for it! https://t.co/GfSENezCLS #Leaks #DumpRyan #Trump #PaulRyan #Resist #OrangeIsTheNewBlack

[Chef Paul Ryan @ChefPaulRyan]

@washingtonpost luckily @ChefPaulRyan has meal ideas for 'modernized' budgets!

[Chef Paul Ryan @ChefPaulRyan]

#MRW the CBO disses my recipe: https://t.co/0DSuWOROfY #Tryancare #PaulRyan #AHCA #RepealAndReplace #TrumpcareFail #SeeIfWeCare

[Chef Paul Ryan @ChefPaulRyan]

My pal @KellyannePolls works magic with #microwaves! #KellyanneConway #SpyMicrowave #deepstate #unpresidented

[Chef Paul Ryan @ChefPaulRyan]

New Recipe: PURPLE DRANK. Numb the pain of existence! https://t.co/OnLxCJxfEf #ACA #RepealAndReplace #PaulRyan #Tryancare #addiction

[Chef Paul Ryan @ChefPaulRyan]

You see America, the problem with vegetarian food... https://t.co/iJQJ48BdMR #PaulRyan #PowerPoint #Trumpcare #ACA #MakeAmericaSickAgain

[Chef Paul Ryan @ChefPaulRyan]

@clairedoh3rty @GordonRamsay If you think that's bad, wait until you've had cat food! https://t.co/QkefQiIgDV

[Chef Paul Ryan @ChefPaulRyan]

NEW RECIPE: Just This One Grape. Have more...for less! https://t.co/DKtF6U3fhL #Ryancare #Trumpcare #ACA #RepealAndReplace #HealthCareReform

[Chef Paul Ryan @ChefPaulRyan]

New recipe: NOTHING. Get that sculpted look! https://t.co/J9LqYKCE3n #ACA #Ryancare #Trumpcare #MakeAmericaSickAgain #RepealAndReplace

[Chef Paul Ryan @ChefPaulRyan]

I'm also a pro at English muffin pizzas! https://t.co/kwXZFeEZHH

[Paul Krugman @paulkrugman]

Remember, Paul Ryan is a deep thinker and wonkish policy expert. All the serious people said so.

[Chef Paul Ryan @ChefPaulRyan]

Use a sharp knife when making devastating cuts to #Medicare, #Medicaid, and #SocialSecurity! #ACA #MakeAmericaSickAgain #RepealAndReplace

[Chef Paul Ryan @ChefPaulRyan]

New recipe: WILTED DREAMS SALAD. https://t.co/TXK4he7Ahj #RepealAndReplace #ACA #MakeAmericaSickAgain #healthcare #Medicare #Medicaid

[Chef Paul Ryan @ChefPaulRyan]

NEW RECIPE: BULLSHIT HERBAL TEA. Hey Sicky, you're going to be drinking a lot of this! #ACA #Trumpcare #healthcare https://t.co/volBYkzyYA

[Chef Paul Ryan @ChefPaulRyan]

@thehill Americans currently covered by #ACA will just need to tighten their belts a little to afford #Trumpcare.

[Chef Paul Ryan @ChefPaulRyan]

NEW RECIPE: FREE WATER AT MCDONALD'S. https://t.co/qJK7ZQ24sy #ACA #Trumpcare #repeal #MakeAmericaSickAgain #Obamacare #PaulRyan #healthcare

[Chef Paul Ryan @ChefPaulRyan]

New Recipe: PRUNO. Delightful paired with Nutraloaf! https://t.co/f8uPGOXmvX #Russia #Russiagate #TrumpRussia #PaulRyan #Resist